h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

And daffodils all in a row.

Eugh, nursery rhyme ending

A Llama, an ape and a dog,

stood agog as a frog drank their grog

They weren't plastered yet

but were deeply upset

When the frog also drank the egg-nog.

--shalalalala---

Two children, a girl and a boy

When the frog also drank the egg-nog.

--shalalalala---

Two children, a girl and a boy

I meant to post that twice, it's nothing to do with grog or egg-nog.

Asked Santa for a brand new toy,

He said: "Don't be silly,

give toys willy nilly!

It's only a bit of a ploy

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The tennis is over at last

But I've never seen serves so fast,

Pat Rafter got beat

by Goran and not Pete

Wimbleydon is such a blast

Cool

Fiona was using a pole,

Two Russians, a Slav and a hole

the Russians bent down

The Slav went around,

while Fiona scored an own-goal.

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There once was a girl from Tazmania

Who suffered from megelomania