h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

But never wears spurs,

And hopes that the rhymes don't fall flat

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This thread really challenges the wit

when composing a line to submit

But we make a play,

And won't go away

And end up sounding a t*t.

Well sometimes anyway

UK Public Transports a joke,

Which is heavy to lift for one bloke

did you mean transport's?

can't resist - have to post 2 lines

I once caught a bus
And busted my truss

then a train and the rest of me broke!

The sky has turned blue over-head

And ended up in hospital broke.

Darn, foiled at my own game. 15-0 to you Ugi

My grammatical skills are appalling,

So don't let it ever be said

First simulpost in a while

That it rains without stopping

You're bound to catch me out on spelling though!

And that snow keeps on dropping,

Too much reading as a child combined with an overactive Dictionary fetish

If you want that, try Wales instead!

....

It's rare to get sunburn in Wales

The person who tries it oft fails

There's a much better chance

'f getting sunburnt in France

But there they speak French & eat snails

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There was a young lady from France

who lead everyone a terrible dance

hi all..I'm feeling better now so thought I'd pop in