h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

"Get your ass over here!!"

"Get me Head Quarters"

"They're not responding Sir.."

Don't worry, we'll handle it. We're professionals

That should be:

"One more thing..." *click*

*I'm a Doctor.....not a ....(Insert just about anything here!)
shazzPR

But that one's usually a joke.

Or alternatively...
I'm a (insert just about anything here) ... not a doctor!

LOL!
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Have we had the classic space lines yet :

'Tell me, what is this thing you earthlings call love'
or (the morning after)
'So, this is the emotion you earthlings call love'

'Your puny weapons are no match for our superior intelligence'

'I do not understand - why do your eyes become moist'

'You humans - your emotions make you weak'

During a certain kind of space movie, there will be a point where the gung-ho 5 star General (who's convinced that the aliens are only travelling 4,000 light years across space to destroy a civilisation that is totally unaware of their existence) will pick up the phone and growl 'Get me the President'(with huge cigar still clamped between his teeth - these teeth are gleaming white despite his obvious chain smoking of cigars

Oh well, it may not be a regular quote but it's too good to pass up on :

'I could have been at a barbecue but no....I'm not mad...'

(ID4)

"I've got a job to do, and I intend to do it!"

"We've got to talk..."

"You're all I have...all I care about."

"We've got to stop them! But how?"

"No matter how I try to hate you, I just can't!"

"I was young - I needed the money."

Couple in bed: Woman - "Don't worry, it happens to everyone."
Guy - "Well, it's never happened to me before!"

Hey, that's a good one.

"Why don't you take a day (few days, week) off? You deserve it."

You were watching Clint Eastwood and Kevin Costner last week, weren't you?

A Golden Oldie:

"Fools! I'll destroy them ALL!"

Another:

"...and there's nothing you can do to stop me!"

"Stay here."
"No way, I'm coming with you." usually this person is the youngest and gets shot in the following action sequence.

And ooh! ooh! this one:
"So, we meet again."

This is probably already up there but it's so timeless,

Hero(ine)/Victim to Baddie
"You'll never get away with this!!"

"Watch me"

"It's almost too easy" Garth from Wayne's World

It will be mine... oh, yes, it will be mine...

"Mine, all mine! WHAAAHAAAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!"