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Hi everyone,

I've just written an article on all this, it's at http://www.h2g2.com/A424667

It basically collects and edits all the contributions to this thread, but focussing on actual lines of dialogue. No one else seemed to be doing one, so I hope you don't mind...

Well done. I had collated it all for my own purposes, but having had no luck whatsoever getting stuff accepted, I didn't take it any further. There's also "Cliche Film Situations" which you could run with if you like.

Yeah heres one,

In a horror film, a person will always say, "I'll be right back." And then, next thing u know, he's been sliced and diced by they killer.