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Post 101

Researcher 185550

*Out of his depth*


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Post 102

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

See, that's why you should have stayed in school. smiley - tongueout


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Post 103

Wrinkled Rocker

Stay in school?
I just cod-n't stand it.
I now study prawnography part time around the Net...! smiley - tongueout


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Post 104

Captain_SpankMunki [Keeper & Former ACE] Thanking <Diety of choice> for the joy of Goo.

I saw an old trout at King's Crustecean once.

Liam.


Hootoo Pun-A-Thon

Post 105

Researcher 185550

Well, well, water surpirse!


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Post 106

Captain_SpankMunki [Keeper & Former ACE] Thanking <Diety of choice> for the joy of Goo.

Bit of a wash-out to be honest.

Liam.


Hootoo Pun-A-Thon

Post 107

Researcher 185550

Feeling a bit crabby?


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Post 108

Captain_SpankMunki [Keeper & Former ACE] Thanking <Diety of choice> for the joy of Goo.

No, but there's certainly something fishy going on here. I think I'll have to investiskate.

Liam.


Hootoo Pun-A-Thon

Post 109

Researcher 185550

Speak up, I'm a bit hard of herring.


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Post 110

Lady Scott

Then it sounds like you need to shell out for a new herring-aid.


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Post 111

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

Or hold a conch shell up to your ear.

The ocean is fun on a weekend.
You can seahorses race.
You can listen to coral groups,
Or watch the mussels flex their muscles.


Hootoo Pun-A-Thon

Post 112

Researcher 185550

Shore thing!


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Post 113

Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant

I can't sand any more of these. I need some re-reef!
Even though it's a yacht of fun, isn't there anything else we could do to tide us over?


Hootoo Pun-A-Thon

Post 114

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

We could try making puns on another topic.
But be careful, as the topical sun can get quite hot. smiley - yikes


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Post 115

Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant

Is that on the topic of cancer or the topic of capricorn?


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Post 116

Researcher 185550

*Lies in the topical sun*


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Post 117

Also ran 1


Fantastic my friend!!


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Post 118

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

Life is a beach. smiley - ok


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Post 119

Researcher 185550

And then you dye.


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Post 120

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

But maybe a fortune-teller could tell you
how much time you have left by reading your palm.


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