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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Nov 24, 2003
Bravo!
Water we going to do for an encore?
Encores away, my boys,
Encores away!
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Stagehand Posted Nov 26, 2003
A wealthy man decided to have himself cloned. The clone was his
exact duplicate, except that he used only profane language...
After several months, the man was fed up. He took his clone to the
mountains and climbed to the edge of a steep cliff. The man looked
around and, when he didn't see anyone, he pushed the clone over the
cliff.
Just then, a police officer stepped out from behind some bushes and
said, "I'm going to have to give you a ticket."
"What for?" the man asked.
"For making an obscene clone fall," the officer replied.
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Nov 26, 2003
begun this pun war hath 
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Researcher 185550 Posted Nov 26, 2003
Begun?
It hath been going on for ageth.
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Lady Scott Posted Nov 26, 2003
Lord Scott had me email Stagehand's last one to him so that he could send it to someone else - he's a punster from waaaaaay back!
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Nov 26, 2003
wha'? from before episode 1? 
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Nov 26, 2003
Is the waaaay back anywhere near the outback? 
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Nov 27, 2003
will we find out if we backpack outback with our rucksack?
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Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted Nov 29, 2003
Speaking of things that suck...I was across the street at the local Am. Legion Canteen (within crawling distance of my home)& I made the mistkae of making a pun...*glares at present company...*
All
the men chimmed in.
Seems they were just waiting for someone to take their finger out of the dike, so to speak. And the puns came flooding out.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Puns to the left of me jokers to the right...here I am - stuck in the middle with you...
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Researcher 185550 Posted Nov 29, 2003
The worst thing, perhaps it should be pun- ishable by death, is when everyone's made puns and you're left furiously thinking up one and come out with a really bad one about ten seconds after everyone else.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Nov 30, 2003
Old soldiers don't die. They just pun away/ 
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Stagehand Posted Nov 30, 2003
When in doubt, pun-t.
If that don't work, drop kick.
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Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted Nov 30, 2003
...*throws a strawberry punch in RK's face...*
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Researcher 185550 Posted Nov 30, 2003
If it's Pan's punch does that make it Panch?
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Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted Nov 30, 2003
I doono but you've remided me that I've a nice soft purple,
'puncho' to wear now that it's snowing here!
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Lady Scott Posted Nov 30, 2003
Sounds gorgeous!
Oh wait, I was supposed to make a pun...
I give up, I can't think of one.
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Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted Dec 1, 2003
Never give up the shi*!! Er, I mean ship.
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Dec 1, 2003
that's my kind of gal 
ship shape 'n all 
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- 646: Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ (Nov 26, 2003)
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