h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Can't have a new house without a housewarming party! Here, I brought some munchies......

*munch*

Hmm... how true.. Darn, if I had suspected such I would of cleaned


*quickly looks about to make sure that all cleaning supplies have been put away

*spit*

Ick, I thought this windex was Kool-aid

*spit*

Sorry about that... it says non-toxic; lucky you! No stomach pump tonight! Hmm... would you like some Kool-aid? I've got Berry Blue, Pink Flamingo, Grapeaid, and Limeade (the 2nd greatest Kool-aid ever!).... I've got brownies too... though, they're not up to Monsy's expectations

I hope TPTB don't catch you doing that

hey, as a card carrying member of ARSE, all I can say is

*spit*

I too am a member of ARSE

Ah yes, I forgot. I've joined so many things I often forget which ones I joined........

As have I... in case you haven't noticed... took me serval weeks to track down the fact that I was a member of several Frink-associated thingies... hmm... thingies... I love that word

well, this is nice now isn't it??
how about a kool-aid toast to the new house? i must admit the toast with kool-aid is a bit unusual for me but since that is all i see around to toast with i will give it a go
monsy

Really! Did you check the fridge? I could have sworn I had some margarine or butter in there No, I've saved a bottle of wine just for my guests (since I'm not of legal age)... quick, let me go get the really cheap party glasses!

OOOH a PAAAARRTY!!!
Bring forth several SPB's pronto!!!!

Wha? Where? Ooh, pardee!

I'll be glad to warm any house. This one 'll do nicely.
Is there anything you still need inside? A garbage can perhaps?
I have a charming little bin I could send you to put thingies in.
Like *spit*

*knock* *knock*

Oh, hello. Say, nice place you have here. I brought some of my weevils along. I hope you don't mind. They'll help you clean up afterwards, don't you know. They've brought their own marzipan gin and corn syrup so you don't have to worry about them.

Say, are those crisps? May I?

Call this a party? Where are all the drugs? And the tunes?

I tell you what (pulls out his small mirror and stanley knife), I'll line myself one up (lines one up, chops the dust a little finer), SNIIIIFFFFF! Aaaaaaahhhhhh!

Whoa, better slow down (lines up some more), I leave them here for anyone who wants some, while I build a fat spliff.

Ah... I don't mind if you do that here... but make sure the weevils don't get into it... music? I coulda' sworn...

I thought this was a housewarming party, not a housewrecking party. Next thing you know, the sunken den will turn into a mosh pit.

Nah... we don't have the security... plus, I've heard you need a permit... A little music never- well, that's not true.... Well, we can have a bit of music.

Hi! May I come in? I've brought a bottle of cider and some tea...

I thought I'd drop by and say hello after you visited my humble abode.
How's the party going then? Speak up - the music is rather loud. Won't the neighbours complain?

It really isn't the music... its the bass!

*points Gwennie over towards fish tank