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Post 61

Fenchurch M. Mercury

Who said I was drinking *alcohol*? I was just going to have a sip of this lava lamp...


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Post 62

Researcher 99947

You're into the whole melted wax thing? Ooh... where is your whip?


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Post 63

Prez HS (All seems relatively quiet here)

* looks up again, staring bewilderedly into the eyes of one thirsty Fenny *

Nooh.. you can't drink... the lamp... it will die. It must LIVE, I tell you! Lihihihive!
...
So, read any bood gooks lately?

*sets down the lamp and gets off the beanbag, crisp and awake*


I gotta do something about the being crisp and all.
Now, Sporky, Sporkman, Sporkster whatwhat. Could you advise me on any good cocktails available on these premises?


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Post 64

Researcher 99947

Er... someone was blending strawberry daquiris in the kitchen... other than that, no... but I can fix you a drink, if you like


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Post 65

Prez HS (All seems relatively quiet here)

*gives his wine to a passing flirt*

oo good. haven't drank anything for ages.
surprise me.


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Post 66

Researcher 99947

Ooh... how about a brown and tan? Nothing special, but good nonetheless... No good? All right... how 'bout an old fashioned? Still no! Bugger! How about a Grassho- no... no, that won't do... AH! How about a few apple blossoms?


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Post 67

Prez HS (All seems relatively quiet here)

I even did my homework and checked the Univ. Alc. table, but no, I didn't find it. hit me.


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Post 68

Researcher 99947

Well, let's start you out with a shot


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Post 69

Prez HS (All seems relatively quiet here)

*excellent eye-hand co-ordination guides index finger & thumb to the small receptacle*

*glunk*

nice!


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Post 70

marvthegrate LtG KEA

It is now an olympic event to drink. "And first up Sporky.... He lines up the shot, grasps the vessel and downs it.... The German judge gives him a 5.8 France 5.1 England 5.9 US 6.0 Russia 5.5"


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Post 71

Researcher 99947

Yes... I can down a shot of water like noone else... can't touch alcohol, though; very, very weak stomach... Another?


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Post 72

msmonsy

hey how is everyone in here i was jsut coming tomake shure nothing was getting to out of hadn so spork *screams as shge gets her foot stepped on *ouch gesh that smarts wel anywho back to what i was saying spork can i get a drink please i would prefure to have a daqurii or two k this is wise adn intellegent tamara not maonsy sorry


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Post 73

Fenchurch M. Mercury

*stands up, a bit off balance* I was over here, keeling sick, and you started OLYMPIC DRINKING?! I can't believe you!!


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Post 74

Researcher 99947

Hmm... a couple of shirley temples, coming your way smiley - smiley Maybe I'll have a few myself smiley - winkeye

And really, Fenny, it wasn't me, wot?


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Post 75

Fenchurch M. Mercury

*scratches head* huh?

Anyhow, where's my lava lamp? I've been waiting for what, three days now??


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Post 76

msmonsy

ermmmmm....perhaps i need a drink...seems that i have been stolen up there!! either that or my spelling got real real bad smiley - winkeye
monsy smiley - fish


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Post 77

Researcher 99947

Hmm... true... don't worry, I sent her over some duds...
So, do you really wanna get baked? I've put together my own recipe for a Pangalactic Gargleblaster.


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Post 78

msmonsy

now that sounds great!!!....pass me one of those and let's see how well you did smiley - smiley
monsy smiley - fish


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Post 79

Researcher 99947

Here you go... and that stuff that tastes remarkably like lemon, well, its not lemon... Trust me, you don't want to know what it is, but its not lemon


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Post 80

Fenchurch M. Mercury

*nibbles on plastic shell of lava lamp quietly, gives up. Walks over to empty fishbowl, sits down, sobs quietly to self*


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