This is the Message Centre for Researcher 99947
Starbucks Prophecies
Ender Wiggin Posted Dec 15, 1999
Good thing you warned me! One wouldn't want to run into a vernicious Greedo Cat after all!
By the way, I didn't catch your name...
Starbucks Prophecies
Ender Wiggin Posted Dec 15, 1999
Your eyebrows have expressed to me that they are rather attached to you, now that you mention it.
Starbucks Prophecies
Prez HS (All seems relatively quiet here) Posted Dec 15, 1999
hm.. mine are constantly asking for a raise. i don't know what the kick is they get from it though *raises happily squealing eyebrows for the umpteenth time*
Fenny... you wait until there's a nice big blob at the surface, then you screw off the top of the lamp. pucker your lips and suck up that nice fat blob as it comes a-floating... as your Chief Hanky Distributor i'll have a napkin ready for you when your mouth gets all waxy 
yahoo!
Starbucks Prophecies
Fenchurch M. Mercury Posted Dec 16, 1999
*eyes brightening, she quickly runs over to lava lamp and waits excitedly*
Starbucks Prophecies
Ender Wiggin Posted Dec 16, 1999
It's hard to raise your eyebrows when you are sleeping.
Then again, nothing is impossible (merely improbable).
Starbucks Prophecies
Prez HS (All seems relatively quiet here) Posted Dec 16, 1999
ooh look! there's one coming up for air right now!
chug-a-lug Fenny!
Starbucks Prophecies
Ender Wiggin Posted Dec 17, 1999
I think Martha Stewart would most approve of this party.
Starbucks Prophecies
Fenchurch M. Mercury Posted Dec 18, 1999
Of course she does. Why, she's right over there in the corner, snacking on natural oil soap!
Starbucks Prophecies
Ender Wiggin Posted Dec 18, 1999
Yes, except Martha has confused the bathtub for a fireplace again. Naughty, naughty Martha. She is not always so uncouth, but you get some lava lamp wax in her, and she's a changed woman.
Starbucks Prophecies
Prez HS (All seems relatively quiet here) Posted Dec 19, 1999
that might be the case with some other people I know.
funny how that works eh?
Starbucks Prophecies
Ender Wiggin Posted Dec 19, 1999
She is the shiny example of extiquette and innovation one minute, and a miscreant hussy the next. (actually I was looking for an excuse to use the word miscreant.)
Starbucks Prophecies
Prez HS (All seems relatively quiet here) Posted Dec 19, 1999
such words should be used with fecund abundance from time to time.
indeed.
Starbucks Prophecies
Researcher 99947 Posted Dec 20, 1999
Aw good, since there's a space for you now that I'm up! Ah, I would have rathered findiing an excuse for the word hussy! And what is this crap with eboodle? Or is that just on my compy?
Starbucks Prophecies
Ender Wiggin Posted Dec 20, 1999
My brain is an oscillating phallange, bereft on coherent cognoscente.
Starbucks Prophecies
Prez HS (All seems relatively quiet here) Posted Dec 20, 1999
Whilst we await the coagulation of Fenny cerebrum, such banter is titillating in summa... oh splat. I'm no native speaker. just ambitious. you win. 
Key: Complain about this post
Starbucks Prophecies
- 101: Ender Wiggin (Dec 15, 1999)
- 102: Ender Wiggin (Dec 15, 1999)
- 103: Prez HS (All seems relatively quiet here) (Dec 15, 1999)
- 104: Fenchurch M. Mercury (Dec 16, 1999)
- 105: Researcher 99947 (Dec 16, 1999)
- 106: Ender Wiggin (Dec 16, 1999)
- 107: Prez HS (All seems relatively quiet here) (Dec 16, 1999)
- 108: Ender Wiggin (Dec 17, 1999)
- 109: Fenchurch M. Mercury (Dec 18, 1999)
- 110: Ender Wiggin (Dec 18, 1999)
- 111: Prez HS (All seems relatively quiet here) (Dec 19, 1999)
- 112: Ender Wiggin (Dec 19, 1999)
- 113: Prez HS (All seems relatively quiet here) (Dec 19, 1999)
- 114: Fenchurch M. Mercury (Dec 20, 1999)
- 115: Researcher 99947 (Dec 20, 1999)
- 116: Ender Wiggin (Dec 20, 1999)
- 117: Prez HS (All seems relatively quiet here) (Dec 20, 1999)
More Conversations for Researcher 99947
Write an Entry
"The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is a wholly remarkable book. It has been compiled and recompiled many times and under many different editorships. It contains contributions from countless numbers of travellers and researchers."