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They say if you give a group of monkeys typewriters, and enough time that by sheer random probabilities they will eventually write an exact copy of Shakespeare'sHamlet amongst various other things. Least significant of all their works assembled with be this page, barely edging out Dianetics.

T. J., you quote people too much! -- Jen Houlden

Despite that saddening realization, I am attempting to find the wisdom Ogden Dash tried to convey when he said "there is more to life than beer and Skittles." Rum and chocolate perhaps?

Join me on this venture, inspired often by the wonderful musings of Douglas Adams, in this Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy...

I am looking for suggestions for content! If you suggest a topic, I will link your page from here. I have plans for various sections on the main page, which will be humorous prose. Reviews, columns, rants, and interactive games. Suggestions are always welcome! I would love to do an advice column, personally. In the mean time, here are some of the random entries I have written:

ProcrastinationOlean/OlestraOmaha, NE, USA
CandySkittlesChris Klein
Puns (new!)Apathy

But let me be your guru, your guide on this path... I promise only this, a distraction for the mediocrity and boredom of your present day. Let my first piece of advice be this, never let a disgruntled ex-girlfriend paint your portrait. (Thanks go to the GuideML article, where I learned how to deftly drop dropquotes!)

New! You can now access this page thru or the Yoda-fied url of if you do not remember my researcher number!


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