h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Take the police car... you'll get there faster... got enough cash?

Ooh.. it's good to come home to a cosy Housewarmingparty like this
if you've just been thumped out of your skull and swung out of your ribcage in a RL houseparty. Club Risk, a trendy clubscene party group, had it's 5yr Annniversary.. and it was good. Anyone ever heard of Laurent Garnier? Well, I have now.
Hours and hours of dancing, and even though I don't consider myself a trancefreak... I gotta do this more often.

Having said this... I'm also veery tired... and having said that...

stumbles over to Sporky's lava lamp*
I think I'll stare into this for a while...

*unconsciously makes his way to SPorky's polkadot beanbag*
I think I'll lie in this for a while...

*reaches under sofa and coaxes out Peeper Man*
I think I'll be warmed by this and talk to it for a while...

*reclines into beanbag, stroking a curled up Peeper Man, sipping a good red, staring into the lava*

He is very nice, isn't he... just don't touch his stub, as he has been known to kill over it

does he like red wine?

Fenchurch, are you saying we look enough alike that you could pass on my ID? 'Cause I'd have to grow my facial hair back and take another picture, if that's what you're looking for.

Fenny could always try to use *my* ID, but ummmmmmm I don't have a beard anymore either.

How about I just shave MY beard, and then we see who I look most like. Yeah?

So you ARE a man!
Is your name Glen?

*strokes peeper man pensively*

ACk!! You touched his stump! I told you not to! You're lucky he retreated (http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Portal/4760/scs45.jpg) instead of taking out your eye and your spleen

Must be so pissed off he gave you a non-working link...
B'cause it sure wasn't no cat in there...

Fen, if you shave your beard, what on earth are you going to use to scare the other team.

Have you ever noticed how I take other people's forums and turn them into my own seperate discussions? Even when I started the forum I do it.

I think I'm going to pay for all this someday.

You put something in parenthesis and look what happens!

http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Portal/4760/scs45.jpg

Lol! No, I'm not a man! Just a bearded woman! And no, my name ISN'T Glen!!! *shakes head* You just can't handle the idea of a woman with facial hair, eh? Is it threatening your manhood, HSInc?

I wouldn't put the team in danger, Frink. I guess I'd just have to use the facial hair to scare the liquor store guy to selling stuff to me anyway. Ahh well...

Spork, the link looks much better now.

Fen, I think you are in fine shape - anyone with chops like those *has* to be of legal drinking age

Er, not sure of your logic there, but I tend to agree with you
Hmm... was that the oven going off just now? Where did I put those mittens?

Anyone seen the Absinthe?
And shall we all head off to InnerCity soon?

No, sorry; I absolutely hate all things tasting or consisting of licorace- they are banned from my house

*looks up shadily from the hugely interesting lava lamp*

licorace. so that's what makes it so weird. I thought it was wormwood.
this may read stupid.
but now it'S already too late.


*the eruptions continue*

The previous few messages all flew right over my head. I'll just assume that means I need a drink.

Hmm... no drinking while driving...