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The Brewery of the Dark Lord
Apollo Started conversation Jul 31, 2004
**The following thread has no relevancy whatsoever to the Aass Brewery. This just simply seemed a good place to continue a bit of RP we had going. Don't mind us!**
The Brewery of the Dark Lord
Apollo Posted Jul 31, 2004
Hello? Anheuser?? Bud?
...
I think the coast is clear guys...
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Apollo Posted Jul 31, 2004
Above all else, Joe T... we must not make them laugh before we reach the brewery! If that happens, we shall never be rid of the curse!
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Khamsin Posted Aug 1, 2004
Call me Khamsin... Joe is just a guise...
I'm sure I'm not funny wnough to make them laugh
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Saturn Girl ~ 1 of 42 (Borg Queen A761708) ~ Gollum's keeper + some ~ [1*7(0!+2)(0!+1)=42] Posted Aug 3, 2004
*scouts ahead to hide all running water and other liquids from the party*
Should be safe for the drink barer(s) now!
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Saturn Girl ~ 1 of 42 (Borg Queen A761708) ~ Gollum's keeper + some ~ [1*7(0!+2)(0!+1)=42] Posted Aug 4, 2004
Shouldn't they be? You mean they aren't yet? *pouts*
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GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 Posted Aug 4, 2004
*A part of the celing collapses nearby.*
This route is too dangerous, we must turn back and travel through the basement.
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Red (and a bit grey) Dog Posted Aug 4, 2004
*wanders into the thread knees together with a slightly expression on his face. Holds up a bottle of Lager to see it glowing with a pale golden light*
I think there are dark-things nearby 
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GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 Posted Aug 4, 2004
*Finds a book near a shaft of light and reads it.*
"We can hear them outside. They move in the darkness. They are completely p*ss*d and keep singing and shouting while we try to sleep. We cannot get out. Thet are comming . . ."
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Khamsin Posted Aug 4, 2004
Quick men arm the lemons just in case
*passes out a few lemons from a yellow stachel over his shoulder*
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Luthiena Posted Aug 4, 2004
*gratefully takes a lemon and smiles at Kham*
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Apollo Posted Aug 4, 2004
Wait...where is the other Drink Bearer? *eyes Red Dog, whose legs are crossed so much he can barely stand*
*runs to the door to find tartaronne* 
*slams the door shut as the ceiling continues to collapse*
They have a Cave Mole!
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tartaronne Posted Aug 4, 2004
*Hobbles in knees tightly together*
*Mutters fiercely: "What a way to travel and meet enemies" "Neither 
nor "*
*Brigthly* Oh, here you are!
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GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 Posted Aug 5, 2004
Oh no! The cave mole has a hangover! That will make him more agressive!
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Saturn Girl ~ 1 of 42 (Borg Queen A761708) ~ Gollum's keeper + some ~ [1*7(0!+2)(0!+1)=42] Posted Aug 6, 2004
...give him coffee? That should sober him up... *pulls a thermos out of some special lady's hiding spot, then pours a mug of it for the cave mole*
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tartaronne Posted Aug 6, 2004
C-vitamins, salt and a lot of water helps, too.
*Squeezes some of the lemons and tops op with 
. Prepares a huge fry with salty bacon and lots of eggs. Fills bucket with water*
Let's carry this outside...
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- 1: Apollo (Jul 31, 2004)
- 2: Apollo (Jul 31, 2004)
- 3: Khamsin (Jul 31, 2004)
- 4: Apollo (Jul 31, 2004)
- 5: Khamsin (Aug 1, 2004)
- 6: Saturn Girl ~ 1 of 42 (Borg Queen A761708) ~ Gollum's keeper + some ~ [1*7(0!+2)(0!+1)=42] (Aug 3, 2004)
- 7: Apollo (Aug 3, 2004)
- 8: Saturn Girl ~ 1 of 42 (Borg Queen A761708) ~ Gollum's keeper + some ~ [1*7(0!+2)(0!+1)=42] (Aug 4, 2004)
- 9: GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 (Aug 4, 2004)
- 10: Red (and a bit grey) Dog (Aug 4, 2004)
- 11: Luthiena (Aug 4, 2004)
- 12: GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 (Aug 4, 2004)
- 13: Luthiena (Aug 4, 2004)
- 14: Khamsin (Aug 4, 2004)
- 15: Luthiena (Aug 4, 2004)
- 16: Apollo (Aug 4, 2004)
- 17: tartaronne (Aug 4, 2004)
- 18: GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 (Aug 5, 2004)
- 19: Saturn Girl ~ 1 of 42 (Borg Queen A761708) ~ Gollum's keeper + some ~ [1*7(0!+2)(0!+1)=42] (Aug 6, 2004)
- 20: tartaronne (Aug 6, 2004)
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