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The Brewery of the Dark Lord
Luthiena Posted Aug 13, 2004
*grabs tartaronne by the shoulders*
Focus...
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tartaronne Posted Aug 13, 2004
*Blinks water from the eyes and crosses legs tighter*
All right...but you know...there is will power, and there is nature....
*Fights nature*
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Luthiena Posted Aug 13, 2004
*points to the gents room*
Go attend to nature and come straight back
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GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 Posted Aug 13, 2004
No, tartarone cannot go! We have come so far already!
*Looks up steps and sees the entrance of the brewery.*
Actually, we haven't.
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Luthiena Posted Aug 13, 2004
GB stay out of this...tartaronne needs to deal with nature before we can go on.....
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GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 Posted Aug 13, 2004
No! Tartarone must keep it in until we get to the Brewing-Drum of Doom.
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tartaronne Posted Aug 13, 2004
I'm afraid GodBen is right...according to the rules and destiny.
*Has rebelliuos thoughts concerning the gents' room*
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GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 Posted Aug 13, 2004
No! Red Dog and Tartarone must bear this burden. If they let it out then the forces of darkness will win. 
Did you not read the requirements before joining the quest?
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tartaronne Posted Aug 13, 2004
http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/alabaster/F72943?thread=129798&skip=2060&show=20 From posting 2070 and onwards desribes the curse of the 58 extraordinaire
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Luthiena Posted Aug 13, 2004
*phhffft*
This does not concern me, let the forces of darkness come
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GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 Posted Aug 13, 2004
Oh no! She has been tempted by the power of the drink!
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GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 Posted Aug 13, 2004
*Draws his sword and holds it at Enas kneck.*
I shall not let you near tartarone.
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Luthiena Posted Aug 13, 2004
*sneers at GB*
My kneck and I are not afraid
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GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 Posted Aug 13, 2004
I have sworn an oath to protect him. I shall not break it.
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Luthiena Posted Aug 13, 2004
Then protect him, but I am not an enemy...
*knocks aside GB's sword and grabs tartaronne heading for the gents*
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GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 Posted Aug 13, 2004
No!
*Runs at ena, sword in hand.*
. . . scr*w . . . this . . . !
*Picks up a molotov cocktail that just happens to be nearby. He lights it and throws it at the gents. It explodes in a huge fireball.*
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GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 Posted Aug 13, 2004
Now stop! Let him complete his quest.
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