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The Brewery of the Dark Lord
Red (and a bit grey) Dog Posted Aug 6, 2004
*listens to the sound of water running into the bucket and grimaces 
*
The Brewery of the Dark Lord
Khamsin Posted Aug 6, 2004
no REd Dog... *plugs red dogs ears with with fingers*
can someone rip some clothing off up to stuff in his ears....
its just all this ear wax
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GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 Posted Aug 9, 2004
I have sworn to protect him on this quest!
But I'm not going near his ear-wax. 
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GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 Posted Aug 9, 2004
I'm the sowrdsman! 
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Saturn Girl ~ 1 of 42 (Borg Queen A761708) ~ Gollum's keeper + some ~ [1*7(0!+2)(0!+1)=42] Posted Aug 9, 2004
*rips some scraps off her clothes and plugs Red Dog's ears so as to stop the fighting*
We have a goal here, petty arguments aren't going to get us there!
The Brewery of the Dark Lord
Apollo Posted Aug 10, 2004
*the Cave Mole starts digging at the door while loud crashes and yelling let everyone know that whatever is over there is NOT happy*
So, where is that basement we were talking about?
*sees a sign*
WINE CELLAR
THIS WAY
Hey, maybe that's it?
The Brewery of the Dark Lord
GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 Posted Aug 12, 2004
Oh no! The steps down are old and broken! We must be careful.
The Brewery of the Dark Lord
Khamsin Posted Aug 12, 2004
I'll go first
*takes a step but then trips and falls*
*thuds and grunts come as he falls down the stairs*
I'm alright... I landed on my lemons though
The Brewery of the Dark Lord
Luthiena Posted Aug 13, 2004
*rushes down the stairs to where Kham is lying and pulls out of her backpack some spare lemons*
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Khamsin Posted Aug 13, 2004
*smiles faintly and eats a lemon*
*suddenly he jumps to his feet and groans*
maybe I shouldn't have done that... lemons don't seem to give me the super powers I was lokking for
The Brewery of the Dark Lord
Luthiena Posted Aug 13, 2004
*gives him another three lemons marked 'Superpower lemons'*
Try these
The Brewery of the Dark Lord
Khamsin Posted Aug 13, 2004
*Thank you 
*eats the three 'Superpower lemons'*
*next thing he is a blur and the stairs are rebuild with hand rails and a stair lift included*
come on down now, its safe
The Brewery of the Dark Lord
Khamsin Posted Aug 13, 2004
this master piece is all your doing...
*along the stairs are carvings of lemons being held by the same beautiful woman*
The Brewery of the Dark Lord
tartaronne Posted Aug 13, 2004
*Goes slowly down the stairs admiring the woodwork*
Wine cellar. 
Were we not supposed to go to a brewery to...eh...relieve ... ourselves of this extraordinaire - the few centilitres left in the bottle and the liquid...eh..slightly transformed in Red Dog and me?
*With slowly watering eyes looks for a way out away from where the mole is ravaging.*
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- 21: Red (and a bit grey) Dog (Aug 6, 2004)
- 22: Khamsin (Aug 6, 2004)
- 23: Luthiena (Aug 9, 2004)
- 24: GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 (Aug 9, 2004)
- 25: Khamsin (Aug 9, 2004)
- 26: GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 (Aug 9, 2004)
- 27: Khamsin (Aug 9, 2004)
- 28: Saturn Girl ~ 1 of 42 (Borg Queen A761708) ~ Gollum's keeper + some ~ [1*7(0!+2)(0!+1)=42] (Aug 9, 2004)
- 29: Apollo (Aug 10, 2004)
- 30: Luthiena (Aug 12, 2004)
- 31: GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 (Aug 12, 2004)
- 32: Khamsin (Aug 12, 2004)
- 33: Luthiena (Aug 13, 2004)
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