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The Brewery of the Dark Lord
Apollo Posted Aug 18, 2004
*has been running just ahead of the molotov fireball*
Fly!!
*stands at the edge of the bridge as the others pass. Raises his... um...mechanical pencil in the air. Clicks it a few centimeters out for good measure*
I am the keeper of ex-girlfriends, wielder of the pencil No. 2! The way is blocked. You shall not pass!!
*the fireball approaches and Apollo rams the pencil into the bridge, causing the pencil to shatter into a hundred pieces*
*Apollo lunges for the bridge, the fireball gaining on him Indiana Jones-style*
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Luthiena Posted Aug 19, 2004
*runs onto the bridge and grabs Apollo, she throws him to Kham and leaps off just in time.....*
Phew
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tartaronne Posted Aug 19, 2004
*Scoopes up a handfull of the offered 
and sits back to watch the dramatic moment*
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tartaronne Posted Aug 19, 2004
Could we have a replay of that in slow motion?
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Luthiena Posted Aug 19, 2004
No time now.....look
*she points behind them dramatically where Sauron's dark restroom rises up ahead*
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Apollo Posted Aug 19, 2004
Whew... that was a close one...
Sauron? That must be Anheuser's smaller, meaner cousin, right? 
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Sponge Rob Squarepants Posted Aug 20, 2004
*A booming evil voice reverberates throughout the brewery*
Finally it is complete....
Mwwhhhaaaaa Mwwhhaaaaaaa Mwhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Glug glug glug glug glug glug glug glug....
Ahhhhhhhhhhhh......
Hmmm needs more salt.....
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GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 Posted Aug 23, 2004
Yes, that does sound like my good friend Sauron. But he's no harm. He's just a hick farmer from Indiana. 
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Apollo Posted Aug 23, 2004
*hears Dueling Banjos*
OH no... we must hurry!! Quickly now!
*runs smack into a wall*
Drinkbearers...do either of you have a light that can pierce this utter darkness?
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Apollo Posted Aug 30, 2004
I'll take that as a no 
*realizes nobody can see the *
Well...there's nothing left but to stumble forth! Onward!!
*stumbles through the darkness*
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Khamsin Posted Aug 30, 2004
*grabs a torch off the wall instead of stumbling around*
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tartaronne Posted Aug 31, 2004
*grabs a handfull of ...hand...and stumbles after whoever*
I hope this entity goes in the right direction.
*tears brimming in her eyes*
I cannot hold on to this drink much longer . It is starting to overflow....
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Sponge Rob Squarepants Posted Aug 31, 2004
*The booming voice once again resounds throughout the brewery*
Yes.... Yes... thats it.... It is finished...
Mwhahahahaha Mwhahahaha
No wait watch that step......
*splash*
Damn...... Well back to the drawing board I guess.....
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Luthiena Posted Sep 1, 2004
*accidently grabs Kham's..........arm ...in the darkness*
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Apollo Posted Sep 1, 2004
Just hold on tartaronne, we'll make it!
*pushes forward, and hears a clink and a rolling sound*
OH no! Who had the bottle of Extraordinaire?! Surely it didn't roll down some side passage, waiting intently for a smallish creature skilled at rhyming to stumble across it in the darkness and stick it in his pocket, thereby bringing forth the ultimate war between good and evil in which Anheuser himself will return and attack all that remains of us?!
Surely not?
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Luthiena Posted Sep 2, 2004
I am here just in time
A small creature that rhymes
To pick up the booze
Ha ha, you loose!
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Khamsin Posted Sep 2, 2004
Don't be so mean my dear
for their way is unclear
Why at them do you jest
come here and dont pest
this isn't much of a rhyme
but I am tired at this time
quick lets hurry them... go
quickly now you know
is it my hand you hold
quicky on from this mold
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