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The Brewery of the Dark Lord
GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 Posted Aug 13, 2004
Good. 
*Puts down his sword.*
We should continue in a northerly direction. We shall try and find an exit somewhere that way.
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Luthiena Posted Aug 13, 2004
*begins to trudge in a northerly direction*
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Apollo Posted Aug 14, 2004
We should keep an eye out for for Gentlemen's rooms ahead... as we get closer to the brewery, they will begin to appear much more often. It is all part of the temptation of the Drink, as it seeks to make the bearers relieve themselves.
*crashes heard in the distance*
We must hurry!
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tartaronne Posted Aug 14, 2004
*Closes eyes*
Usually I go to ladies' rooms 
- but I'm sure gents' rooms are just as tempting. 
Are you sure this is notherly 
- have you checked the moss on the trees and stones? 
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Khamsin Posted Aug 14, 2004
Whats the dufference between the ladies and gents?
All yoiu have to do to the gents is... take away the urinals... clean... ok maybe steam clean the room... ok I think we need the sirt of cleaning they use in a nuclear power palnt... add perfume serveral tons should do... add more mirriors and a couch... ok there is a big difference between the ladies and gents...
*checks the moss and even puts his ear to it*
Sorry I'm the god of lemons... not the god of moss
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Apollo Posted Aug 16, 2004
*bangs head on a nearby wall*
Here we are, on the brink of attack by a Cave Mole, with who knows what else lurking behind us and countless foes doubtless ahead of us, bearing the last of the One Drink to the Brewery of Sauron...
...and we're having this argument?!
This could be a VERY long quest...
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Luthiena Posted Aug 16, 2004
*a very large public restroom looms above them*
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GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 Posted Aug 17, 2004
Look out, it's a duluxe model! It's got a TV and over 50 newspapers! No man could resist it!
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Luthiena Posted Aug 17, 2004
*another and another loom up until the interpid band are surrounded*
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tartaronne Posted Aug 17, 2004
Newspapers !!! And crosswords!!! And books!!!
You can keep your moles: 
*Heads for nearest restroom*
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Luthiena Posted Aug 17, 2004
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
*rugby tackles tartaronne*
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GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 Posted Aug 17, 2004
No! I shall not let you fail in your quest!
*Picks up several molotov cocktails that are lying around and trows them at the bathrooms. All of them are destroyed.*
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Luthiena Posted Aug 17, 2004
*gets up slowly*
We must proceed with caution
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GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 Posted Aug 17, 2004
Yes, there's molotov cocktails all over the floor apparently. Nobody light a match. 
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Luthiena Posted Aug 17, 2004
*lights several matches*
What did you say?
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GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 Posted Aug 17, 2004
Run for you're life!!!
*Begins running north as a giant fireball erupts behind him.*
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GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 Posted Aug 17, 2004
*Reaches a bridge over a bottomless pit.*
Come on, everybody! Lets get across before the fireball reaches us. Apollo, you stay on this side and destroy the bridge so the the fireball wont get to us.
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