h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

You have missed your calling, Doc Dog. C'mere boy....GOOD boy. Sit, roll over now go get me my slippers. MY slippers! Not the toupee please....

Ok no choc, pinks or purples - would clash with his red, studded collar anyway.

Will report my findings tomorrow eve and hope for a 'woofing' report with a bark and a bite.

Top Dog Thoth.

Cheeky Pup Jen.
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Good Morn,

Hope you both are well. Has Shorty perked up a bit?

Thoth
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Oh yes, Doc! Thanks!

Took him for a little sprint around the walls and he cahsed his shadow and a plastic bag. I had a smoke and wiped the dirt off my shoe. And When I Am OlD I shall walk faster...

LOVE that poem by Jenny Joeph and the following bit - thank-you! BUT, no skirts for me maybe you'' give them a twirl instead, eh?

So Shorty is in fine dggy form and left his markand now purring lodly at my feet, lehs akimbo - his that is. We just needed a wee evening out togthere, 'tis all!


How are you on yer night ff from class? What you do instead?

Sorry for all my typos - fingers are tired; mind is mad.

Good to hear you're well, and shorty...

At the mo I'm watching a movie. Tai-pan. Read the book 20 years ago, but the movie is nowhere near as good.

Not doing much else....

Just lazing around...

Haven't heard of that film - is it about subtitled cooking or something?

Some cooking - set in 1830s in China.

The book is 1,000 pages long so hard to précis…

Story of the British in Hong Kong.

Time for a drink now,
C U Later.
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So 999pgs too long for me, then...

Well, I'm skipping off to dreamland. Shorty tired me out this evening from throwing and chasing sticks. Maybe this could be my cure for insomania, you never know Doc. I'll let ye know.

Will be dropping ye a wee note later.

Enjoy tour night and try not to dribble. Weat a bib, it helps.

Nigh-night Thoth.

Jen
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Try throwing the sticks yourself and getting shorty to fetch them...

Much less work...

Oh, but how I've TRIED but he just won't comply - lazy rat of a mutt. Sits there, tongue out and just looks at me as if I'm some sort of friggin' nutter.

What should I do?


Twiggy from o'er the Road.

Good Morning,

How's J the P this sunny day?

Thoth's fine or I will be once I've finished this .

I see there's a competition coming up, (in a few months time) to finish a sitcom. Will PJ be sharpening her funny pencil?


C U later,
Thoth
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PS: You don't get to see this week's homework until you tell me what you thought of Gerard and Wilson...

Awh... Mornin' dahling!

Have been wondering where you'd got to. This plave seems like a ghost town and even the ghosts are fast disappearing, oh dear.

Still in PJ's and on third coffee, listening to Nick Drake and havinga little trip around the works of friends, long overdue.

Spilt coffee on my keyboard about Thurs so had to steal the fella's so that means sneaking in here when he's caught in slumber. Have yet to read your last little masterpiece of which I will later this afternoon and return words to you.

As for the comedy comp, yes, i go the details. Not too sure if I have the humour or pen about me for that. How about you? Will you give it a wiggle of a Thoth giggle? Go on, go on, go on - ye know ye want too!

I'll be seeing to Wilson & Gerard and giving them the once over. It's Sunday (but not sunny here) and everything will be in slow motion and smiles.

Good to see ye back again,

Jen

Good Morn,

How's PJ today? Up and about early!

It's grey and wet and cold here, not Shorty walking weather.

I think I might just turn the fire up and have a lazy day...

Catch you later.

Thoth,
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Morning' Clown ,

Should have wee note to you later, and yes, not long up. Thinking of crying off work today to be honest. Couldn't be arsed going in plus feel a bit under the weather. Miserable weather here and I've dishes to do. The wee mutt is still asleep.

Might go back to bed soon if i can get away with calling a 'sickie'. (I'm genuine. Kind of...)

Have a lovely, warm, lazy day, dear Sir, and I'll be chatting with ye later.

Jen
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Maybe that should be 'ill' -

Erm... I'm not that bad - honest. Just a wee cold really...

Good idea,

Why don't we both go back to bed?



Thoth



Get well soon.

Very good idea - but in SEPARATE towns!!

Just made the call. Put 'ughhhhhhh-splutter' voice on and told to take it easy... Hehehehehehehe!!

I shall do 50 press-ups (with fingers) as punishment!

Oh, and guess what??? Just got an email confirming 'Marion Keyes' as backing us too! Great, eh?

Not that it'll make a blind bit of difference now. We've sank before we even hit water.

ANYWAY, happy day today and have a peaceful, spoily-yerself-one!

Jen (I AM sick!)
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Not another Sickie...

Hope PJ is getting better.

Just and chicken soup for you today.

Catch Ya Later,
Thoth
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'Fraid so, Doc!

And back to bed in 5 mins. Need my sleep - erm, they're MY orders...

Will obey yours. Will expect you around one to bring them u to me on a tray. There's a love. Tá.

Have a healthy, wealthy day yerself.

Will be reading later.

Poor wee me...