h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Good Moaning,

How's J the P?



Thoth,
X

Hi sweetie!

I thought you'd be so busy with the R&J that I've held off telling you all the extreemities, (legal), of my southern w'end!

Had a brill time, met about 15 Irish female published authors, was way impressed and so thrilled. A really lovely bunch of people, and so down-to-earth. Had a few drinks then later with mad cousins.
Head wee bit sore next day but did survive the 4 and a half hour bus journey back up last night; face stuck to window which left a print. Nice reddish-pink pattern.
I am hoping to summarise all the great info I got and notes I took and post in here somewhere. Really interesting stuff, (pity I can't read my hand-writing though).

Anyway, did you get the Chap written and all posted to arrive by Wednesday? I do hope so!

Jen

Hi,

Working on that Chapter as we speak...

Hope to get it finished tomorra, but I'm finding it tuff going.

Wish me luck.


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Thoth
X

Oh! Oh! You SO have to DO this Thoth!

Ditch the ole dancing, you're so not in the right frame of mind for that, even if you are 'blond' and look like a 'labador'!

Is this for real?????

Gawd, I'd know may a young fella who could benefit from this!!

Woof! Woof!

Hiest...

I've sent you two versions of Chap No. 1...

(For no extra charge)...

Ignore the 1st version... it's rubbish.

Don't spend hours looking at it... seconds will do. I know PJ has a busy schedule...

C Ya Later...
X
Thoth...

Hi Crafter Chap!

I've just come on-line and have just checked and will take a good look at the second one before I hit the sack, promise. You have been busy! I'm impressed! Don't worry it'll be a 'killer'!!

Hey, for a little treat read my last two up works - one poem, one life-writing, and tell me what you think, dear boy. Time permitting, of course as Sir has head full of R & J thought!

Sleep well tonight. What I've read so far, (synopsis of chapters), is excellent, so I'm positive the 'first' one will be too. And I will be honest about it, no worries.

Catch ye later,

Jen

Hiyas,

GW seems to be working fine for Thoth...

(It's clean living that does it).

Tks for the e-mail.

(Only 39 chapters to go. (Gawd, not sure if I have the stamina. (To write that much (What you think I meant?) ) ) )
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Sex on later... (And the city C4))

Thoth calls them Educational programs.

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Back to School tomorrow eve.


C. U. Later.

X

Hello Detective,

You got the clues of my madness!

Yeah, I've just managed to get logged-on for a wee while. Expecting to be kicked out pretty soon so rather than a dander more a sprint while I'm in here. Few wee favours to return.

AND Sir, me's a clean, livin' doll, mesell!

So go get educted with your 'City' shock-frocks and I'll laze about with my 'Village' bottoms; and sure you could always rustle up a few chapters by supper time no bother!!

Keep me posted, dear school boy, and we'll chat again swoon.

Jen

How's you?

Got into trouble with teach yesterday.

She asked what a plot was and I said.

"A piece of ground, where you plant vegetables."

Seems that was not correct!



Thoth...

Tut! Tut!

There's me hoping you'd become 'Teacher's Pet' so we could all share in the little pointers you'd gleaned from the course, and THEN you go and become the 'Class Clown'! What are ye like?!

I do hope you had to write a hundred lines and that there was much more of a plot in it too, and NO cabbage patches!

As for me, just threw in a wee OTT piece, (non-fiction), about the night-life in our town at Hallowe'en. It'll share space with a collection of local superstitions and customs on the mysterious season. For the local rag. Have a wee peak if you have a mo, or are you still in detention?!

How's the 'crime caper' coming along?

Chat soon, detective/joker,

Fairy-Jen

How's fings wif you?

Detecting Story's going slow...

Should be finished by 2007...


What you been upto?

Thoth.
X

Will 'fings' had become 'fangs' as I had a rant on another thread about reading/reviewing. Am OK now, sigh...

Thanks for your 'e'. Agree with the 'L'oreal' Ad line. Considering removing it from the face of it. As for your Detetect-sect, carry on. I'm here 'till at least 2010.

I'm going to see Kate Adie tomorrow night as she's in town. Should be good. Have to read her two book for review Fri am. So much work, so little time, my friend. A few alnighters, me thinks...

How are you? Any more trouble plots?

Jen

How's you this morn?

I'm busy hunting a muse... The government haven't banned muse hunting have they?

Are you up to much these days?



Thoth
X

Hi there Detective! Is it morning time already???

It feels strangely like tea-time to me. (1:36am is early for the midnight madam!)

Sorry I haven't been on much here and chatting to you for ages. Miss the buzzz. I'm busy, busy, (can translate some of that as lazy, too much socialising, drunk, tired etc..).

I must send you a wee email about all my work torments. You already know some of (pervvy Boss...). Do Beware!

Haven't been able to pen a puffin or pick up a penguin lately either. Trying for a little poem but can't seem to gain any flight. Ahh well, not too bothered, yet.

The 'muse' should be arrested and thrown into jail though, then released for good behaviour. I'm looking at a good 5-10. I reckon you could be a lifer! NO visitation rights until the little fecker owns up, eh?! Ha! Ha!

How's the crime Chaps coming along?

Jen

Evng,

You're early.

How's it hanging?

The curtains are hanging fine, need a good dry-clean, but thanks for asking!

Yep, a bit early as want to go to slumber before at least 3am. Still have book reviews to do and have been a bit of a slim show in here for last few days.

BTW, cheers for message on 'e'. Apreciate it.
Have two wee poems up at mo on the dirty devil. Feel better already!

How's the detective work coming along?

Jen

Morning,

Detecting moving along slow, it’s the descriptive bits that seem to take the time and burn up the few remaining brain cells.

1/2 term this week so no lesson with Miss Discipline today.

This week we supposed to be practicing our synopses.

I’ll have a peek at PJ’s odes tomorrow. Hope they're not too shocking for poor Thoth's sensibilities.

Off to ZZZ in a few mo's I think.

C U soon.

Thoth

X

On you're on yer school holidays!!!

Miss Discipline sounds like she could put the Detective in his place, eh?!

And I would never SHOCK , you've lived a wild life already, Sir.

Sleep well and sweet dweems!
Chat later. Night!

Jen

Good Eve,

How come you at home with a cup of cocca and a buscuit. Thought you would be out painting the town!

You fresh out of vodka bottles?

Thoth....
X

Erm... something like that. Family problems, need to stick by phone...

BUT there's beer in the fridge and i do look scary plus I can see a lot of activity from this window here and HEAR the noise.

Don't mind it so far but if it carries until dawn i'll be screaming with rage. 'S'NOT FAIR! Should be ME lying on the street and NOT you!!"

Anyway, i'll be the only one at work tomorrow wit a clean face and half a hangover. (Have flicked open a tin as I type. I CAN do many things at one time...)

How's your wicked w'end been then, detective?
Solved or committed any murders?

Wizardly-indoors-Jen

PS: What do 'Buscuits' taste like? A bit like rubber I would guess with a smidgin of oil perhaps?