h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Arrrrrr....

what pf said

I tend to eat s

Mrs. Betty

It's lucky that we aren't all s then.

If only I'd come here a day or so earlier

You'd get so fat you'd not be able to leave.

Why would I want to? Jacuzzi, ready supply of alcohol... do I *look* insane to you?

You look like a crazy Squid-like monster with mad tenticley things. So no you look perfectly like my next door neighbour.

I do?

*ponders*

I'd move to another neighbourhood if I were you

Yeah, only one more year and then I get to go out to the World all on my own.

Oooo... be sure to send back regular updates!

You mean updates of my house hunting next year?

Of your journeys in the world on your own...

you know... it'll look something like this:

day 1 - nothing happened today
day 2 - nothing happened today either
day 3 - nothing continued to happen
day 4 - ditto
day 5 - this sucks
day 6 - went back to h2g2

Don't forget the "king"-sized bed you always have here, Al!

Hi kiddies! Just popping in ... and popping out!

shea!
i didn't know you were a pop

But I knew.... she gets it from her mother...

Shea-baby!!!

Yeah ... my Mom likes pop ...

I did a number on myself today ... or rather, TJ did. I was sitting at the kitchen table with my laptop, and had my hands behind my head waiting for a page to load. TJ came up behind me to give me a squeeze. Well, when he did, something happened, and now I'm in a lot of pain. He feels terrible about hurting me, but I told him if he stopped squeezing me, I'll hurt him.

I keep telling people I'm a delicate butterfly, but do they believe me?

I'll see how I am tomorrow. If I'm still this bad, and unable to lie down, I guess I have to pay a visit to the . *sigh*

T.J. squeezed you and something popped?

So you really meant "pop in" and *especially*
"pop out" quite literally.

Is it your back that hurts?
Your neck?
Your hands?
Your pride?

Poor Shea!