h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*blinks*

I have no twin. No actually, my friend once thought she saw me in Scotland...when I was in France

*hugs the crazy blokes*

Oops, wrong fanclub

*hugs shea twice for that*

Ive been mistaken for people all over the world, once it was Olly once in fact it was a Julian. Once I got mistaken seven times in two weeks.

i was asked to dance by a huge US marine years ago

when i asked him "WHAT?" he was stupid enough to yell "OMG, it's a boy!" so loud that *everybody* in the disco could hear him

the next day i had a haircut

Well, Marines are known for being slow. RECON MARINES! UH!

What's UH got to do with it?

He is behind everything, isn't he?

Except for the things he's in front of.

BA-DING!

*groans*

And the things he's at the bottom of...

Or the things on top of.


In the purely metaphical sense, like being on top of ones w*rk for example. Those of you who thought of piggy back rides are wrong.

Then there's all the stuff he's in the thick of.... like trouble.

In the middle of.......like a book.

So why did Dragonfly scold me for
being too hard on him?

Yes, it was pointless, wasn't it?

If you're going to stand behind that piano, please at least play us a song!

Tiptoe through the tulips,
Through the tulips,
Won't you come with me,
Oh, tiptoe through the tulips with me.

(Only I think it was originally
sung by Rudy Vallee or Eddy Cantor,
though the song thesaurus says Charles Boyer)

Oh, how I remember that one!

Surely you saw the wedding?

Tiptoe...through the meanies...

Paul/John/George: SSH!

shea

... back a couple of led's, sorry i'm just catching up, you were all discussing the evils of migraines. has anyone tried aromatherapy?