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Shea the Sarcastic Posted Sep 10, 2002
That's true ... but we only have 4 more rooms ... I suppose we could turn the kitchen into another loo ... hmm ...
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ex-Rambling. Thingite. Dog. Pythonist. Deceased. Posted Sep 10, 2002
People, people! 
Color co-ordinate the loo brushes, make some kind of art work with a random pattern and sell the thing to an art gallery. Then use the millions to buy a condo with 4 bathrooms.
Geez, do I have to think of everything?
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Shea the Sarcastic Posted Sep 10, 2002
eR! 
I've already color-coordinated 7 of the loobrushes and arranged them in my lovely h2g2 bowl. It's the other 3 I'd rather avoid ... seeing as how they're used and all ... 
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Sep 10, 2002
Actually, you *do* havew to think of everything,
ex-ex-Rambling.
But that's okay, because you have good imagination. 
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Shea the Sarcastic Posted Sep 10, 2002
Now why didn't I think of that? 
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Avenging Washcloth, An unhurried sense of time is, in itself, a form of wealth. Posted Sep 10, 2002
You could make a pretty loo-brush mobile for the nursery, Shea. Then your little ones would learn to appreciate the finer things in life from the very beginning. You *do* have a nursery, don't you, Shea?
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Shea the Sarcastic Posted Sep 10, 2002
A nursery? Now why would I have one of those? You surely don't expect me to produce children from these past their use by date eggs, do you?
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Avenging Washcloth, An unhurried sense of time is, in itself, a form of wealth. Posted Sep 10, 2002
...just where is this "use by" date stamped, Shea?
:::looks around:::
Who the heck decides when they've gone belly-up?
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Lady Scott Posted Sep 10, 2002
One never knows, Shea...
And I must have added wrong or something... you already had 3 white and I sent 5 blue ones.... Did you need one of them in the loo?
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Sep 10, 2002
( best before tomorrow )
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Shea's sister, TJ's sister in law. I finally changed my details!!!! Posted Sep 10, 2002
Is Shea and TJ keeping a secret from us all???? 
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ÅçïÐßåth© H2G2-you can check out but you'll never leave! Posted Sep 10, 2002
come back!
what secret SS+SL???
ab
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Sep 11, 2002
wouldn't be a secret if she told us, ab, would it? 
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Shea the Sarcastic Posted Sep 11, 2002
No secrets here!
I'm sorry Lady Scott. I added wrong. Apparently 5+3=8 and not 7. Whodathunk? 
s and to my lovely friends!
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Lady Scott Posted Sep 11, 2002
I was beginning to wonder if perhaps someone at UPS had an urgent need to clean the loo....
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Sep 11, 2002
UPS deliverypeoplepersons with an urgent
need to clean the loo? 
Honey, those
people aren't allowed time to use the loo,
let alone clean it!
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Shea the Sarcastic Posted Sep 11, 2002
If one desperately needed to use my loo, I'd prefer if they brought their own loo brushes ...
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Shea the Sarcastic Posted Sep 11, 2002
Especially since they've taken to calling themselves "Brown" 
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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Sep 12, 2002
...Can we leave the loo brushes after we've used them!??? ::bats eyes::
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Shea's Jellybean Tossing Club
- 13501: Shea the Sarcastic (Sep 10, 2002)
- 13502: ex-Rambling. Thingite. Dog. Pythonist. Deceased. (Sep 10, 2002)
- 13503: Shea the Sarcastic (Sep 10, 2002)
- 13504: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Sep 10, 2002)
- 13505: Shea the Sarcastic (Sep 10, 2002)
- 13506: Avenging Washcloth, An unhurried sense of time is, in itself, a form of wealth. (Sep 10, 2002)
- 13507: Shea the Sarcastic (Sep 10, 2002)
- 13508: Avenging Washcloth, An unhurried sense of time is, in itself, a form of wealth. (Sep 10, 2002)
- 13509: Lady Scott (Sep 10, 2002)
- 13510: Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ (Sep 10, 2002)
- 13511: Sergeant Mushroom (Sep 10, 2002)
- 13512: Shea's sister, TJ's sister in law. I finally changed my details!!!! (Sep 10, 2002)
- 13513: ÅçïÐßåth© H2G2-you can check out but you'll never leave! (Sep 10, 2002)
- 13514: Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ (Sep 11, 2002)
- 13515: Shea the Sarcastic (Sep 11, 2002)
- 13516: Lady Scott (Sep 11, 2002)
- 13517: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Sep 11, 2002)
- 13518: Shea the Sarcastic (Sep 11, 2002)
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- 13520: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (Sep 12, 2002)
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