h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

a.)If you haven't been paying attention you have no death stars left

b.)The replicators can't be destroyed, they replicate. In fact they are regenrating ships morhped into regenerating ships. Thats regeneration times two.

c.)Psionic waves can't be blocked by machinery or technology... Unless you're from an Asimov book but thats not psionics, thats mentalics. YOu can only block it with prior superior psionic training which no doubt in an attempt to be cheap and godmoding you will suddenly claim you had.

d.) Hahah! Y0u suck0r|<z n00b!

*the replicators simply reform into IGMPD's and begin to pick off deathstars combined blasts...so there ain't no way in poor english that you are gunna be able to block all three combined attacks at once*

4 attacks!!

*army starship dark blade flies forward and teaches the garandar a lesson it will never forget*

*still watching* Maybe i should do something....

*summons the very power of the devil in his hands and blasts at MysteriousOneect with hellfire.*

*EC, with lovely purple ribbon, is turned into a frog by s magic powers*

* and returns with demons and other company to hell*

*oack! oack! confused frog with large purple ribbon jumps around battlefield*

right

use your psionic storm my high templars
cut the with your psi blades my dark templars

anguished bleating rents the air from all enemies of thing

* used magic flare to turn tiny little lizard to frog, without purple ribbon*

*oack!oack! Two small frogs runs around confused on the battlefield*

interesting family reunion

Puss i believe you are allied to MotMV. I made a foray to their tearoom today and it was clear to me the poor little darlings had no idea what was going on,

I believe your attack on Thing is fizzling out. as ever Thing rules........

yes, but I am calling re-inforcements

* considers if she should turn into a frog, or a football. Decides to refrain from , ´cause is very cute in red ribbon*

Come, kitty, are you hungry? Wanna have ?

*burns ribbon*

NO! Don't burn the ribbon BL! The ribbon protects you from all status ailments including toad and is the reason why dragongirl failed in her attempt to turn me into a frog. Anole also isn't a frog because he is a fellow dragon and is thus immune to her magic. So don't burn the ribbon and you'll be immune to confusion, poison, toad, ect.

*Slaps Dragongirl* I just wyvern slapped you. Now leave the real fighters to the fighting and go play with your pet frogs at home dragongirl.

Catty comments.

*springs out of the ground and pulls from his sleeve a button labelled "Fix 'em good"* *presses button and a dozen replicas of the IGMPD and 24 replicas of the Dark Blade, complete with EvilMinions, appear from a sudden vortex in space-time and beat the hell out of the Evil Army, meanwhile the Garendar fires a superlaser blast at the Dark Blade, then launches torpedoes and fighters, as the turbolasers fire continuous blasts at the ion cannons*

You can't win.

My entire fleet is equipped with inter-dimensional self-transports.

When destroyed, these activate and send them into the wrong dimension, where they are rstored to double power. The button built into my waist brings them back. In destroying me, therefore, you destroy yourselves. I myself am equipped with a similar device, meaning that when I die I reappear fro somewhere completely unexpected - though not at double power. That would be //too// horrific. *beams up to Garendar and begins commanding the returned Death Star fleet, each Death Star now has TWO superlasers*

Activate project "Infiltration". *an invisible fighter burrows down into a Replicator and destroys its means of replication and regeneration, then a Death Star blows it up* Now repeat. And again. *project "Infiltration" is repeated*

YOu can't use the evilminions. They were created by supermoo only to listen to him and those he granted authority to. You can't use the IGMPD because without the continuity shield that comes from me it would implode in a burst of deus ex machina.

Plus, *pokes MysteriousOne's fleet* *they are actually cardboard cutouts*

You suck n00b.

* arrives in a borrowed stealth protected Klingon War Bird with mighty Klingon Warriors by her side*

baQa'! bIQ!

Don´t try to scare med with that little ghojmeH taj.

Nope. YOu can't use Star Wars Death Stars and Star Trek Klingons on the same side. Their fans are rabid enemies and would fight to the death rather than breath the same air. *Klingons disapear in a puff of logic* *death star gets blown up by Luke Skywalker*

For my next trick i'll prove black is white and get myself killed at the next pedestrian crossing.

ghuy'cha'!

You´d better Heghba' (that is if you are worthy of it, which I doubt)

*dragon* grabs bat'leth*

as we say in Q'onoS: bIjatlh 'e' yImev

......riiight...
*shakes head*
anyone up for scambled dragon eggs?