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I said bIjatlh 'e' yImev!
*
hands over casket full of acid poisonous unfertilized dragon eggs to MooMoo*
Don´t forget the tabasco! (or other strong pepper sauce of your choice)
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SuperMoo: Now With Even More Online-ness Posted Feb 16, 2005
*as she is doing this several EVILMINIONS steal more would be hatchlings from Dragon girl*
*one of the evil minions morph into a giant mixing bowl and another starts breaking open the eggs and pouring them into the near indestructable EVILMINION bowl...then the "cook" adds the hyperbasic liquid and poors the mixture into a giant frying pan to make some scrambled dragon eggs*
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Feb 16, 2005
Hahaha! Dragongirl is a n00b! She doesn't realize that Supermoo eats poisonous acidic eggs for breakfast and helps it down with a poisonous poptart!
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MwaHHHHHHHHHHH!mwaaaaaaHHHHHHHHHHH! 
* smiles viciously as she sees hallucinating MooMoos, 
s and other hostile beings running around horrified to death and in severe panic*
*
so much so she needs a 
to dry all here joyeous tears*
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Feb 16, 2005
I think YOUR hallucinating n00bie dragongurl.
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SuperMoo: Now With Even More Online-ness Posted Feb 16, 2005
*being the Muse of Evil Grinning Elf Dudes, the elfs turn on the others and slaughter them then kill the halfwit dragon...*
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Feb 17, 2005
I'm rubbing my eyes cause i'm staring at a computer screen... and breaking the fourth wall.
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SuperMoo: Now With Even More Online-ness Posted Feb 17, 2005
*steps and crushes dragon girl*
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Feb 17, 2005
*rubs eyes harder* I DID NOT just see that.
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* shakes her head and look down to tiny little MooMoo, who is stuck in a serious deslusive condidtion*
maybe time to call nice men in white coats to take care of MooMoo
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SuperMoo: Now With Even More Online-ness Posted Feb 17, 2005
*presses button that sends...it...that dragon thing...to Europa...*
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Feb 17, 2005
Europa? The princess who was kidnapped and raped by zeus in bull form who then had a continent named after her?
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SuperMoo: Now With Even More Online-ness Posted Feb 17, 2005
and a moon...an ice moon...an ice moon of jupiter...and even more specifically a ice moon of jupiter that has no atmosphere and I sent you to without a space suit...but I don't know why I'm saying this as you arn't here...
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and mother of the Minotaur, poor thing.
Pay no attention to MooMoo, he´s deslusive and hallucinating.
*takes out a big syringe with horrifying needle and walks toward MooMoo*
Look what the nice men in white coats sent esp for you
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Feb 17, 2005
No drugs *destroys needle* I know him too well to not fear the effects of drugs on his twisted little cow mind.
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SuperMoo: Now With Even More Online-ness Posted Feb 17, 2005
*a sadistic smile forms on his face as ten other "supermoos" bud off of him*
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