h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

time for an to the asylum! Hope they accept deslusive cows, I´m not sure there is a vet around.

Tsk. The Evil Army follows my whims. We're in the evil army territory. And we're on my turf now dragongirl. I don't allow them to take away my second in command.

Oh, piece of advice: In evil army territory, my rules govern.

you start to bore me, cutiepie.

Just a little ing before I leave for my lair and my own







and some

*waves hand* *Dragongirl is turned into a human, the sporks turn into Evilminions, and the tomatoes are repelled by the TARMAC armor that they're wearing*

You remember 29 postings ago, when I created copies of your stuff? *produces "Fix 'em good" button, fiddles with it, then presses it*

*12 modified versions of the IGMPD that come with their own continuity shields, complete with EvilMinions who listen only to MOWoS, appear in the same way as the lot that self-destructed* *presses belly button and the Death Stars re-appear with 4 superlasers each and lack fuel discharge ports* You do know I've also got the Rebellion Fleet joined up with the Death Star Fleet, don't you? *a giant hand extends from the Garendar and knocks a few times on the Dark Blade, something falls out of it, the giant hand shakes them and they tinkle* I've knocked seven bells out of the Dark Blade. And I still have my 24 cloned Dark Blades that listen to me alone. And cloning don't work because I have my anti-clone shield on. *the 12 new IGMPDs beat the c**p out of the real one* *replaces turf with Thingite Turf* Now it's our turf, and if you want it to be your turf, you'll have to pay the price - of 1,000,000 tons of gold ore!.

*pulls out 1,000,000 tons of gold ore*

what, like this?

Yep.

Like that.

*transfers ownership of the turf to the Evil Army, then takes the ore*

*pulls out another 5, 000, 000 and I'll post this to N3 if you leave this thread!! you can fight in the others for a while but leave this one? what do you say?

oh, is also a grumpy little one. Apply for a place in Cantankerous Cats' Corner.

hey! i'm one of the founders for that!!


what do you say MOWos?

I'd like to say that our stuff can't be copied but since you haven't listented to me over the past week i doubt you'll listen to me now. Instead, i'll just post smilies until you get pissed off.

*shoves evilclaw and smilies into background*

MOWos? is the deal still on?

AHHHH! *as he falls into the background*

* flies in to play with and other kitties*

? we have now bought this thread so could you very nicely go back to the other evil army invasion threads and we'll meet you there!! ok!! see you!!

oh and i promise to be nice to you if you leave this thread and stay in the others!

*grumbles* *reimburses Black Leopard*

what does reimburses mean?

The name of this thread is "Attack by the thingites". I´m a thingite so this is the place for me to attack.

yes, but MOWos started the thread and we bought it of him - we will still fight you on the other threads but this is one is CLOSED!!