h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*warps in army of P.A.Z.A.'s Protoss Dark Templars and Protoss High Templars* Attack the infedels my brave warriors

*places anti-dimensional warping shield around the entire area*

*smashes anti-dimensional warping shield*

*resets the power generator and throws a bomb at the legions that BL has brought*

I'm never going to get used to that nickname, BL.

well, can talk</>

Taster is suing for peace on nonono. I shall relunctantly follow taster. What say others?

Numbskull. Anole brought the reinforcements. You just threw a bomb into an empty area. Plus an interdimensional blocking thingy wouldn't do any good because the forces are already here PLUS the Protoss Zealots are slitting your throat with psionic blades.

get lost, wimp!!

Dang.

*drops dead*

*leaps out of nowhere and tosses a bomb into the ranks of the reinforcements*

Another decoy dead.

*A Protoss dark templar, invisible to all sight radar and otherwise, grabs the bomb and throws it at the thingites all before the bomb explodes*

The entire battlefield is seeded with dark templars. With but a single command i could order them to slaughter you. They know where you truly are and no duplicate will fool them.

* arrives with a batallion of carrying penguins*

ATTACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Damn it.

I'll have to deal with these... my... self!

*springs out of the casing of a proton templar wielding a Sword of Mass Destruction and a Mace of Death and starts smashing through the ranks of proton templars*

*a horde of automated Battle droids lead out of proton templars and fire blasters repeatedly into the templar ranks*

You don't know the power of the Dark Side.

*Walkers and speeders zoom onto the battlefield, and MOWoS leaps onto a handy rock and discards weapons into a handy Army base turret, which explodes*

*the Imperial March is heard as he uses the Force to choke any Templars that come near him and then shoots bolts of lightning into the crowds*

So... only now, at the end, do you understand. Buahahahahahahahaha! *using the Force, a wide space is blasted free of templars, and another, and another*

... The templars are psionic. YOur parlor tricks don't affect them. Their powers however... *Templars blast the thingites with psionic storm*

*Pairs of templars fuse to create invincible Archons, massive battle creatures incapable of being destroyed* If you're going to cheat so will i.

Vojne, vojne!

The bigger boys, the bigger toys...

C´me on my y penguins lets fight somerwhere else.

*grumpy - and yes, I´m a portion of PUDDING*

Bye sissy dragon! I'll introduce you to a real dragon later!

...ah...
*shakes head*
go back from whence you came...
we've wiped the floor once with you
...we shall do it again...

*eyes go black*
*starts levetating*
*destroys all of the driods and dummies with several well placed blasts of pure psionic energy*

*the three REPLICATOR ships morph into IGMPD's and anihilate the death star...then train their sights on MOWoS*

... YOu good at cheating fairly cow. Now hit him with a ... MINDCRUSH! No matter where he is it'll hit im!

ooohooohoohooo...good Idea...myes...meheheheheheheheheheh
*sends out powerful pulses of psionic energy wreaking havoc on the minds of the thingites...dumb and not dumb...

... *pops some corn and watches the unseeable psionic waves*

*another protective outer anti-psionic layer falls away*

Do better than that.

*the rest of the fleet of Death Stars annhialate the Replicators*