h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*10, 000, 000 clones of BL (which are non-ejectable) stab MOWs*

On this ship I have supreme power.

*snaps fingers. the clones become clones of MOWoS and transport onto the Evil Army ships*

*puts dark blade into lockdown. nothing goes in or out*

*the demon king, Yaazorok Daaggoth explodes with anger within the mind of SuperMoo*
*in a fit of rage he overpowers the mind altering weapon and completely anihilates the middle of the ship and frying all computer systems leaving the ship unable to recooperate...*

*The Millennium Shadow (A2120590) drops out of near infinitely everywhere and joins the fight.*

No offence to the Evil Army, you're great guys and all, but I am a Thingite.

*A.R.M.Y. StarShip Dark Blade (A3552978 - but it's not quite finished yet) pulls out in front of the millenium shadow and starts firing missiles at it*

it's perfectly fine with me...anywho...
I suppose I should put on my TARGET (Tarmac Armor Repels Giant Egrets and Tomatos) armor...

*The Millennium Shadow starts firing its tomato machine-guns at the Dark Blade.*

s? don't make me laugh!!

But that's to only thing I'm good at.

ok so Dark Blade is now a red ship.......

*cannon fires metal s at the Shadow*

...*remenisces of the "good ol' days"...whatever those are...*
levetates thru the newly opened hole in the hull down to the IGMPD*
*in the spirit of shear sillyness desides to launch a H.E.M.A.G.L.O.B.I.N.E.S. (Helium-filled Effective Mass Anihilator Great Large Oval Bomb Is Nifty Er Something-like-it) which then floats upward towards the milenium shadow*
*pulls out a L.A.S.E.R. (Longly Accidental Super Earwax Rifle) and starts shooting at clones of MOWoS*
*the chicken dance plays over the speakers on the IGMPD*

...

*BL activates RAM MODE on his console. a reinforced metal plate unfolds and curves around the front of the ship. it is now an effective battering ram*

*Metal bounces off the titanium hull leaving no damage.*

*tries to think of a joke referencing a Dodge Ram...can't think of anything good...goes with the sad*
try and dodge that ram...*snicker*

*the sky darkens and the ground quakes as the Zerg ambush the unsuspecting thingites*
*a wormhole opens up in the sky and the Zerg forces pour out of it in unimaginable numbers*
*the overmind's deep booming voice is heard in the head of everyone present*
I am the immortal being known as the Overmind, ruler of the mighty race know as the Zerg. I am comunicating to you all telepathically and, since I am unable to be here my battle feild commanders, Hunter Killer, a hydralysk, and Death Bringer, an Assimilated High Archon, will take my place.
(go to http://www.battle.net/scc/zerg/ for information about my Zerg forces and http://www.battle.net/scc/protoss/ for my Protoss forces)
*100's of Zerg Scorge slam into the Thingite Ships exploding on contact ripping apart steel and titanium alike*
*on the ground a Zergling rush rips through the ranks of clones*
*several Protoss Arbiturs use their vast psionic powers to create a stasis feild around the death star freezing it in time and space*

*A.R.M.Y. StarShip Dark Blade sends out message of thanks to overmind*

*EvilClaw promotes Black Leopard to Vice Commander of Evil Army Space Forces* For your courageous effort and sacrifices for the cause. Whatever that may be.

*replaying an old favorite* *EvilClaw teleports to GodBen's ship and stabs him in the eye with a * Sorry GodBen. You're either with us or against them.

give it up...we have you out numbered and your defense at your base has become feeble at best...