h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

The Lava Flow cannot get into my Bridge and therefore it did not kill me. It is on a distant planet.

*ignores him 'cause he is considered a cheat*

meaning that MOWos is a cheat

and not me

CHEAT

How's me a cheat?

you arn't playing fair

There is a Drain on Continuity. Continuity is Not Applicable untill you turn off your strange shield thingy watsit.

*pokes him with his pokey stick*

Yes stop cheating

*presses a button in the Bridge of the Garendar, the pokey stick dissappears in the whine of a Class-X laser blast*

see what i mean, cal?

*makes another pokey stick appear with the polomite and pokes him again*

Stop poking me!

*hits the pokey stick* Guards! Remove this blighter from my bridge!

*pokes the guards with the pokey stick too*


mah mah ha ha ha ha you can't take me!!!!!!!

*dark blade turns slowly, a hatch opens revealing.....


...nanites!!!*

^evil laugh^

*presses red button and nanites start corroding the garandar*

*activates War Mode, the Garendar is repaired, the nanites are flung off and destroyed, and all weapons systems are brought online* *the huge mechanical bomb launcher launches bombs at the Evi Army base*

*the guards pull out blasters and disintegrate the pokey stick, before dragging Cal to the Brig*

*cal uses the poloimite to transport himself out of the gards hands and onto Mowo's shoulders, where he promptly starts hitting him about the head*

*throws cal to the floor and stamps on him, then vaporises the polomite*

you can't vaporise the polomite, its indestrucable


*pops it back in his pocket,stands up and brushes him self down*


*takes out his ray gun and shoots rays out, they run around Mowo tie him up and shove him into a bin liner*