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*then BL teleports back to his ship*

*several scantily clad cheerleaders come out of a warehouse*
*they start cheering the Evil Army and her allies on...*

*the blast from the Compound Gauss Ion Cannon Discharge slams into the Death Star promptly giving it a free makeover in the form of an ocean sized swimming pool...sans water...*

...hmmm...they seem to have gone of line...
*pulls out a tea pot and a plate of warm waffles...*
*doesn't bother trying to figure out how they look like they are fully prepared even though he just pulled them out of his The Jacket*
anyone want and ?...what do you mean it's an odd combination...I mean you are talking about me...

oh and not that it matters much to me anyhow...the attack was definately precendented...Clive asked for a war...literally...

By the Assassins.

He never mentioned the Evil Army.

By the way, you might want to look behind you... *behind the Army's fleet is a fleet of Death Stars, who activate ReallyStrangeThings drives, which make the R.E.P.L.I.C.A.T.O.R. vanish, never to return* *all Death Stars, complete with shields strong enough to deflect any bombardment, fire Superlaser blasts at Supermoo's flagship,alongside Turbolaser blasts and firing of blasts from the Garendar* *Supermoo is transported to the Garendar and is forced to face a room full of millions and millions of laser cannons, all of which are operated by one control panel on the Bridge... even more unstoppably, all his weapons have been overloaded and vapourised. there are no doors in this room, and the walls have magnetic shielding. if Supermoo manages to escape this room, he will find himself in the Fighter Bay, surrounded by dozens of ready-to-strike Sporkions* *the ReallyStrangeThings Drives aboard the Death Stars combine all Superlaser Blasts and fire at the Ion Cannons and the rest of the Evil Army Fleet, causing an explosion in Hyperspace big enough to get the entire Army Fleet trapped within impenetrable Forcefield Bubbles that are slowly getting smaller.... and smaller... and smaller...*

*teleports onto garendar and starts running to the bridge*

*Bridge Defence mode is activated, a field of lightsabers appears immovably just 2 centimeters from Black Leopard*

*jumps over lightsabers*

*appears via the polomite wearing a tiger outfit with a little bell on the tail*

sorry just come from a party

*grabs lightsaber and starts cutting through the bridge door (recognise this move?)*

*the bridge door explodes, revealing a considerably thicker one* No, I don't, but I'm guessing Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace. *the little lasers on the bridge door and now all around the little section of the corridor sealed off with BL inside fire, after firing all air tanks inside the sealed off setion are vapourised and all air is removed from all devices and indeed anything else inside the sealed-off section, BL's head deflates from being full of hot air* *the corridor is made into temporary Venus-like conditions and if that weren't enough, BL is transported into a Lava Flow, as the climate inside the Bridge corridor resets itself*

remarkably i am immune to lava

*lava flow incidently flows into the bridge melting MOWos' legs*

*BL teleports moo back to his ship*

Stop trying to be clever, the Lava Flow is on a distant planet outside the field of no continuity.

*Black Leopard is forced to step into a deep tunnel, that suddenly fires a Superlaser blast at him, the jamming frequencies blocking all teleporting a guard also dies*

*SuperMoo is teleported back to the room, this time jamming prevents teleporting*

ME BEING CLEVER? HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF CONTINUITY? I THINK NOT A1937702

we have to use continuity!!!!!!!!!


I'm outta here 's

well parts of it anyway - *scowls at MOWos*

If the Lava Flow is on a distant planet it would not be able to get here.

you know it's much more fun without it