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Post 81

originalBillyBob

You mean, it never looks up at you with its cheeky winking one eye smiley - blush


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Post 82

Ivan the Terribly Average

smiley - yikes


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Post 83

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

only if it sneezes( got cold/flu)


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Post 84

Pandora...Born Again Tart

...*staggers in, in a most lady-like manner...wearing a banner which reads...*
smiley - crackerKISS ME IT'Ssmiley - cracker MY BIRTHDAYsmiley - cracker
I bring gifts!
smiley - giftsmiley - giftsmiley - stout
smiley - giftsmiley - giftsmiley - giftsmiley - bubblysmiley - ale
smiley - giftsmiley - giftsmiley - giftsmiley - giftsmiley - giftsmiley - gift
smiley - giftsmiley - giftsmiley - giftsmiley - giftsmiley - giftsmiley - gift


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Post 85

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

smiley - run s over to Pandora... smiley - puffsmiley - kisssmiley - smooch here, let me help you with those smiley - gift s smiley - smiley


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Post 86

Pandora...Born Again Tart

smiley - smooch2legs!!! I was just dreaming about you!! Truely! I dreamed we were in a pub and Ozzy was playing on stage. You offered me a drink, which, of course I din't let you buy, until I was finished whith the one I had. Then smiley - bigeyes
...*snaps out of it...*smiley - taFor the help! smiley - biggrin I need all I can get. smiley - bigeyessmiley - kisssmiley - winkeye


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Post 87

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

smiley - cool we ar egoing to go to an Ozzy concert! smiley - cool shall I buy us the tickets? smiley - smoochsmiley - evilgrinsmiley - musicalnote 'Crazy!' smiley - cool


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Post 88

Dusanka...I'll be back(once)

Here i amsmiley - cheers.Who want to dance?Let's dance...


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Post 89

lil ~ Auntie Giggles with added login ~ returned

Yayyy!! smiley - wow


Everybody!! smiley - divasmiley - bubbly

The Birthday Girl Dusanka is here!! smiley - magic


smiley - crackersmiley - bubblysmiley - cracker


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Post 90

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

*puts the baloon between his legs smiley - evilgrin Now! Dusanka you have to try and grab this thing from betwen my legs with your own legs, open your legs wide now! smiley - bigeyes its kinda like dancing really smiley - bigeyes move your hips a bit smiley - bigeyes


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Post 91

Virtuouschuffed

Hello I'm not late am I?smiley - erm
I"ve got lots of smiley - alesmiley - bubblysmiley - biggrin


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Post 92

lil ~ Auntie Giggles with added login ~ returned

You are never too late for a hootoo paaaarrrrtyyy smiley - divasmiley - bubbly

Come on in darling and enjoy yourself!! smiley - smooch


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Post 93

Pooh bear

*sits in the garden and eats worms* smiley - winkeye


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Post 94

Virtuouschuffed

why are you eating worms.
there's honey inside andsmiley - cakesmiley - alesmiley - bubbly


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Post 95

Pooh bear

smiley - yuk don't like honey smiley - ill


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Post 96

Virtuouschuffed

smiley - laughsmiley - biggrin
I thought that't what all bears eat?
Well have some smiley - cake then.


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Post 97

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

don't tell me, I know, blow up more balloons(yes I've left it open to attack)and many happy returns to Dusanka


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Post 98

Pooh bear

I'm not an ordinary bear you know.

I am a very special bear...have special powers, but not enough powers to keep myself awake.....best go to bo-bo's now... smiley - yawn

That's before I've taken the smiley - dog out and woken up his lordship and get him to bed...



*slowly turns off laptop and puts it away....shoving his lordship with her leg to wake him up and tell him it's bedtime, then gets the smiley - dogsmiley - boing and tries to get him on his lead....eventually manages it and gets dragged out of the front door*



Night!!!


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Post 99

Virtuouschuffed

Do you need a hand. You'll make
yourself dizzy



smiley - applause


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Post 100

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

Wibble, a Thingite, yeah!!


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