h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

mmmm! stinger missiles, glad I'm not a rear admiral

*serabitiously slips down behidn teh softa with a bottle of and joins Ivan

'ello 'ello 'ello. What's going on 'ere then?

*peers over top of sofa

Throw down your weapon and come out with your hands up!!

Or your pants down! I get so confuse-a-lated this time of year. Day. Whatever...

Don't encourage him, Pandora! 2Legs barely wears any underwear as it is Underkegs the size of dental floss and you're lucky! (Apparently!)

Whom SHOULD I encourage?

Awwwww never mind. I don't like to be should on.

Try the Prof. Easily led (or so his school report said )

Here Prof.!

*comes out of the sofa with his pants up!

They look very odd under your chin! Comfy?!!

Bridget Jones's big wickers

*suddenly realises he is not wearing any underware in the normal location and swiftly removes thong from chin and climbs back into them

No big thing.

'its not what you got, its what you do with it'

Oh, uh, riiight.

Oooooh, like on Blue Peter with a washing-up liquid bottle, a few paper clips and some sticky-back plastic and before you know it - here's one I made earlier!

*is puzzled by the thing Billybob made earlier*

Don't ask!