h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*Wakes up to find 42 new posts on the thread (really!)*

*Takes a look at the backlog and is _very_ glad she was asleep all that time*

Congratulations on 21st birthday
Merry Anadins and Happy new Paracetamols
after

*swallows paracetemols and wanders off for a nap...*

Oh bravo Ivan & lil, "haughty yet alluring" indeed!

Happy Birthday Ivan!*helping himself to a*

And to dusanka as well!*sets down empty glass*

*sigh* Must begoing butfor the nightcap! PARTY ON!!!

I'm always in different time zones, double parties double

I celebrated a birthday last year abroad with quite a large time-zone gap. So I had my birthday start 5 hours before it really was and then I had it end 5 hours it was finished - if you see what I mean and I see no reason why we can't do that here with Ivan and Dusanka. Turn the up, I like this one!

who's got the baloon!? pizza anyone?

just thrown watch away, no time zone now....Party on dude,s

*puts baloon between his legs thrust me lets have another go at this game!

I want to see 2Legs pass the balloon to Prof Animal *hic*

what shape are the ballons??

Thats it Prof Animal; open your legs wide, a little wider.... kinda 'wiggle' towards me and where I've got the baloon between my legs thats it closer..... closer.... Oooo!

coo! good job I'd got aftershave on and had me 6mounthly shower

monthly oops, too much

2Legs didn't do it like that with me. Is that because you are a bloke, Prof?

hey! I do it differently to men to women, its physics of where bits of the body are you know?

just checking.........................................yep I'm male

You didn't know! You had to check

Ri9ght! <biggrin. you two can pass it bewettn you!

the only thing that doesn't answer back, when I talk to it