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originalBillyBob Posted Dec 13, 2004
Are there any ladies who care to join me in the traditional 'dance-around-the-handbag' dance? 
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Ivan the Terribly Average Posted Dec 13, 2004
*twirls Lil*
Ready? One, two, three... DIP! *dips Lil, and returns her to upright*
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Dec 13, 2004
*The double doors at the far end of the room begin to open ever so slowely,* 
*a tall fat overweight yet strangely alluring and handsome rather young fetching man stands in teh opened doorway* 
*the figure dressed in black enters the room and the doors scilently close behind him* 
<evilgrin lil! Ivan! open your legs, I've brought the ballon!
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Ivan the Terribly Average Posted Dec 13, 2004
You first, Lil.
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Dec 13, 2004
Don't be shy now Ivan *places baloon between his legs and advances towards the others
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originalBillyBob Posted Dec 13, 2004
You don't normally receive like that, Lil. How much 
have you had? Turnaround! 
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Dec 13, 2004
its entirely dependant on how much booze shes drank, trust me 
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lil ~ Auntie Giggles with added login ~ returned Posted Dec 13, 2004
*hic*
*slowly parts her knees*.. *hic*
*husky voiced and purring*... Like this darling...
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originalBillyBob Posted Dec 13, 2004
Well, you appear to have frightened her off with all that thrusting
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Dec 13, 2004
*trys to pass the baloon to lil oh dear *catchs lil sorry about that we appaer to lost our balance 
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originalBillyBob Posted Dec 13, 2004
You little Were you replenishing your ?
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lil ~ Auntie Giggles with added login ~ returned Posted Dec 13, 2004
*tsk* BB he said "trust me"
Not "thrust"
Careful folks.. don't want the 
s in before Dusanka is able to join us for her parrrrttyyy!!
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Dec 13, 2004
'thrust me'
'trust me' 
same thing innit? 
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originalBillyBob Posted Dec 13, 2004
Like you said, dependent on how much you've drunk, it could do!
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lil ~ Auntie Giggles with added login ~ returned Posted Dec 13, 2004
With you 2legs? Yes!!
*catches the balloon*.. BB!!!.. open your legs quick!!..
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Dec 13, 2004
*crouches down to get a better look 
now that* is wide! 
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originalBillyBob Posted Dec 13, 2004
I'm ever so bendy, you know 2Legs, get up and take it like a man!
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