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lil ~ Auntie Giggles with added login ~ returned Started conversation Dec 13, 2004
*Piles in the food and drink and begins to organise the room for the parrrttyyy!*.. 
Plenty of 
s, 
s, 
, and 
s!
with loads of 
with 
, 
and 
for designated drivers!
*Blasts the Hi-Fi until the neighbour join in*
OOOh!!.. Mustn't forget the balloons!! 2legs loves PAARRRRTTTYYY Games!
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Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail Posted Dec 13, 2004
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Ivan the Terribly Average Posted Dec 13, 2004
Fabulous!
*hic*
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Traveller in Time Reporting Bugs -o-o- Broken the chain of Pliny -o-o- Hired Posted Dec 13, 2004
Traveller in Time 
slowly awaking
"Happy both day, er Both Happydays well, something 
"
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originalBillyBob Posted Dec 13, 2004
Happy Birthday, Ivan! 
Happy Birthday, Dusanka! Roll back the carpet and 
Aaaah, let's get this party started! *pours drinks for Ivan and Dusanka*
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lil ~ Auntie Giggles with added login ~ returned Posted Dec 13, 2004
*dances through the room*
Where is the Birthday Boy??
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Lady Pennywhistle - Back with a vengeance! [for a certain, limited value of Vengeance; actual amounts of Vengeance may vary] Posted Dec 13, 2004
And the disco ponies are here!
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originalBillyBob Posted Dec 13, 2004
Is that a gatecrasher?
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Lady Pennywhistle - Back with a vengeance! [for a certain, limited value of Vengeance; actual amounts of Vengeance may vary] Posted Dec 13, 2004
They keep sneaking in today. 
Look, here's another one!
'Eh, what's up doc?'
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originalBillyBob Posted Dec 13, 2004
Let's keep the snow here. And we'll put it next to the stud (closest I could get to a muffin 
) More Lady P?
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GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 Posted Dec 13, 2004
*Thrown in by lil.*
Argh! Where to hell am I? 
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Ivan the Terribly Average Posted Dec 13, 2004
Lil! 
Time for a tango!
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Lady Pennywhistle - Back with a vengeance! [for a certain, limited value of Vengeance; actual amounts of Vengeance may vary] Posted Dec 13, 2004
No thanks, not really big on ... good night now!
*Finds a quiet corner*
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lil ~ Auntie Giggles with added login ~ returned Posted Dec 13, 2004
Ivan darling... *takes the *.. Our Dance!!!
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originalBillyBob Posted Dec 13, 2004
A quiet corner? Tonight? Don't be !
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originalBillyBob Posted Dec 13, 2004
Clear the floor please. Clear the floor please. These two have nothing on Jill and Darren's performance from Saturday night ......
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Ivan the Terribly Average Posted Dec 13, 2004
*clasps Lil and swings her out onto the dance floor, where the glamorous couple proceed to strut in the approved haughty yet alluring manner*
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Lady Pennywhistle - Back with a vengeance! [for a certain, limited value of Vengeance; actual amounts of Vengeance may vary] Posted Dec 13, 2004
*Opens one eye*
I'm always .
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GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 Posted Dec 13, 2004
I think I took a wrong turn.
*Heads for the door.*
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originalBillyBob Posted Dec 13, 2004
Lady P, are you going to sleep with one eye open all night? 
Can we tempt you with 
or perhaps?
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- 1: lil ~ Auntie Giggles with added login ~ returned (Dec 13, 2004)
- 2: Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail (Dec 13, 2004)
- 3: Ivan the Terribly Average (Dec 13, 2004)
- 4: Traveller in Time Reporting Bugs -o-o- Broken the chain of Pliny -o-o- Hired (Dec 13, 2004)
- 5: originalBillyBob (Dec 13, 2004)
- 6: lil ~ Auntie Giggles with added login ~ returned (Dec 13, 2004)
- 7: Lady Pennywhistle - Back with a vengeance! [for a certain, limited value of Vengeance; actual amounts of Vengeance may vary] (Dec 13, 2004)
- 8: originalBillyBob (Dec 13, 2004)
- 9: Lady Pennywhistle - Back with a vengeance! [for a certain, limited value of Vengeance; actual amounts of Vengeance may vary] (Dec 13, 2004)
- 10: originalBillyBob (Dec 13, 2004)
- 11: GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 (Dec 13, 2004)
- 12: Ivan the Terribly Average (Dec 13, 2004)
- 13: Lady Pennywhistle - Back with a vengeance! [for a certain, limited value of Vengeance; actual amounts of Vengeance may vary] (Dec 13, 2004)
- 14: lil ~ Auntie Giggles with added login ~ returned (Dec 13, 2004)
- 15: originalBillyBob (Dec 13, 2004)
- 16: originalBillyBob (Dec 13, 2004)
- 17: Ivan the Terribly Average (Dec 13, 2004)
- 18: Lady Pennywhistle - Back with a vengeance! [for a certain, limited value of Vengeance; actual amounts of Vengeance may vary] (Dec 13, 2004)
- 19: GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 (Dec 13, 2004)
- 20: originalBillyBob (Dec 13, 2004)
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