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The Jester (P. S. of Village Idiots, Muse of Comedians, Keeper of Jokes, Chef and Seraph of Bad Jokes) LUG @ A458228 Posted Sep 4, 2000
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Bluebottle Posted Sep 5, 2000
And I'm suffering an incurable disease
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The bets lim'ricks were written by Lear
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Argon0 (50 and feeling it - back for a bit) Posted Sep 5, 2000
Spike Milligan's were good, so I Hear
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Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) Posted Sep 5, 2000
But not those of McGonnigal,
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Jenny and Fred the cheese Posted Sep 5, 2000
which were something chronic(al)
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The Jester (P. S. of Village Idiots, Muse of Comedians, Keeper of Jokes, Chef and Seraph of Bad Jokes) LUG @ A458228 Posted Sep 7, 2000
And ones by the Jester I fear.
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There was a young man far from Perth
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Bluebottle Posted Sep 7, 2000
Who fell off the edge of the Earth.
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The Jester (P. S. of Village Idiots, Muse of Comedians, Keeper of Jokes, Chef and Seraph of Bad Jokes) LUG @ A458228 Posted Sep 8, 2000
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Wayfarer -MadForumArtist, Keeper of bad puns, Greeblet with Goo beret, Tangential One Posted Sep 8, 2000
I pondered the wages,
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Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) Posted Sep 8, 2000
(Minesweep Goddess fell into the same trap as Merkin, and posted a continuation to the end of the "first 20"... I suspect we should let that one slip by...)
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Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) Posted Sep 8, 2000
he heard his Mum say
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Bluebottle Posted Sep 10, 2000
"I wish I'd strangled you at Birth!"
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In my belly button I found something scary
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Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) Posted Sep 10, 2000
It was small; it was round; it was hairy...
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The Jester (P. S. of Village Idiots, Muse of Comedians, Keeper of Jokes, Chef and Seraph of Bad Jokes) LUG @ A458228 Posted Sep 11, 2000
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Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) Posted Sep 11, 2000
that was known as "fluff"
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Bluebottle Posted Sep 11, 2000
Either that, or my sister's canary.
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I had a parrot, but it died.
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The Jester (P. S. of Village Idiots, Muse of Comedians, Keeper of Jokes, Chef and Seraph of Bad Jokes) LUG @ A458228 Posted Sep 12, 2000
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Jenny and Fred the cheese Posted Sep 12, 2000
and so odly demanding
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The Jester (P. S. of Village Idiots, Muse of Comedians, Keeper of Jokes, Chef and Seraph of Bad Jokes) LUG @ A458228 Posted Sep 13, 2000
Because it ended up fried.
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Lim'ricks (I'm guessing this is XXVI )
- 141: The Jester (P. S. of Village Idiots, Muse of Comedians, Keeper of Jokes, Chef and Seraph of Bad Jokes) LUG @ A458228 (Sep 4, 2000)
- 142: Bluebottle (Sep 5, 2000)
- 143: Argon0 (50 and feeling it - back for a bit) (Sep 5, 2000)
- 144: Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) (Sep 5, 2000)
- 145: Jenny and Fred the cheese (Sep 5, 2000)
- 146: The Jester (P. S. of Village Idiots, Muse of Comedians, Keeper of Jokes, Chef and Seraph of Bad Jokes) LUG @ A458228 (Sep 7, 2000)
- 147: Bluebottle (Sep 7, 2000)
- 148: The Jester (P. S. of Village Idiots, Muse of Comedians, Keeper of Jokes, Chef and Seraph of Bad Jokes) LUG @ A458228 (Sep 8, 2000)
- 149: Wayfarer -MadForumArtist, Keeper of bad puns, Greeblet with Goo beret, Tangential One (Sep 8, 2000)
- 150: Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) (Sep 8, 2000)
- 151: Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) (Sep 8, 2000)
- 152: Bluebottle (Sep 10, 2000)
- 153: Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) (Sep 10, 2000)
- 154: The Jester (P. S. of Village Idiots, Muse of Comedians, Keeper of Jokes, Chef and Seraph of Bad Jokes) LUG @ A458228 (Sep 11, 2000)
- 155: Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) (Sep 11, 2000)
- 156: Bluebottle (Sep 11, 2000)
- 157: The Jester (P. S. of Village Idiots, Muse of Comedians, Keeper of Jokes, Chef and Seraph of Bad Jokes) LUG @ A458228 (Sep 12, 2000)
- 158: Gonzo (Sep 12, 2000)
- 159: Jenny and Fred the cheese (Sep 12, 2000)
- 160: The Jester (P. S. of Village Idiots, Muse of Comedians, Keeper of Jokes, Chef and Seraph of Bad Jokes) LUG @ A458228 (Sep 13, 2000)
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