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Merkin Posted Aug 30, 2000
But with a sizeable hammer
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this new navigation's going to take a bit of getting used to. Not like it were in the old days, only had 2 handles and the whole thing was powered by a starving whippet with rabies. Happy times...
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Argon0 (50 and feeling it - back for a bit) Posted Aug 30, 2000
And the Help of a Spanner
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You were Lucky to have a whippet - we just had a gangrenous Ferret and only 1 Handle. Aye but we were 'appy.....
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Gonzo Posted Aug 30, 2000
The most recalcitrant PIII will (dis)integrate
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We used to dream of an 'andle...
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The peculiar thing about crabs
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Bluebottle Posted Aug 30, 2000
Is they liek to drive London cabs
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The Jester (P. S. of Village Idiots, Muse of Comedians, Keeper of Jokes, Chef and Seraph of Bad Jokes) LUG @ A458228 Posted Aug 31, 2000
They really don't know
Where they're s'posed to go
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JOTD: Dammit, how many times do I have to tell you? First you rape, THEN you pillage!
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Argon0 (50 and feeling it - back for a bit) Posted Aug 31, 2000
No change there then....
or
but at least they don't smoke tabs
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Excalibur was an extraordinary Sword
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Bluebottle Posted Aug 31, 2000
Until Arthur came along 'twas ignored
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Argon0 (50 and feeling it - back for a bit) Posted Aug 31, 2000
The Stone it was Stuck in
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Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) Posted Aug 31, 2000
started rollin' and rockin'
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Argon0 (50 and feeling it - back for a bit) Posted Aug 31, 2000
C'mon someone end this 'un, I'm Bored!
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(You can take that as a finish line)
My Dilbert M&Ms dispenser is pretty Neat!
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Bluebottle Posted Aug 31, 2000
(M&Ms are a type of chocolate sweet)
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Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) Posted Aug 31, 2000
(Dilbert's a nerd)
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The Jester (P. S. of Village Idiots, Muse of Comedians, Keeper of Jokes, Chef and Seraph of Bad Jokes) LUG @ A458228 Posted Sep 1, 2000
But the last I heard
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JOTD: Guns don't kill people. Bullets kill people.
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Argon0 (50 and feeling it - back for a bit) Posted Sep 1, 2000
Bill Gates was also a Geek!
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VideoGames rot the brain.
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Bluebottle Posted Sep 1, 2000
Violence on TV makes people insane
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Argon0 (50 and feeling it - back for a bit) Posted Sep 1, 2000
Big Brother is worse
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Argon0 (50 and feeling it - back for a bit) Posted Sep 1, 2000
And can lead to excessive Eyestrain
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Somone else start one, please
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Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) Posted Sep 1, 2000
Oops - too late to answer your pleas!
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- 121: Merkin (Aug 30, 2000)
- 122: Argon0 (50 and feeling it - back for a bit) (Aug 30, 2000)
- 123: Gonzo (Aug 30, 2000)
- 124: Bluebottle (Aug 30, 2000)
- 125: The Jester (P. S. of Village Idiots, Muse of Comedians, Keeper of Jokes, Chef and Seraph of Bad Jokes) LUG @ A458228 (Aug 31, 2000)
- 126: Argon0 (50 and feeling it - back for a bit) (Aug 31, 2000)
- 127: Bluebottle (Aug 31, 2000)
- 128: Argon0 (50 and feeling it - back for a bit) (Aug 31, 2000)
- 129: Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) (Aug 31, 2000)
- 130: Argon0 (50 and feeling it - back for a bit) (Aug 31, 2000)
- 131: Bluebottle (Aug 31, 2000)
- 132: Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) (Aug 31, 2000)
- 133: The Jester (P. S. of Village Idiots, Muse of Comedians, Keeper of Jokes, Chef and Seraph of Bad Jokes) LUG @ A458228 (Sep 1, 2000)
- 134: Argon0 (50 and feeling it - back for a bit) (Sep 1, 2000)
- 135: Bluebottle (Sep 1, 2000)
- 136: Argon0 (50 and feeling it - back for a bit) (Sep 1, 2000)
- 137: Merkin (Sep 1, 2000)
- 138: Argon0 (50 and feeling it - back for a bit) (Sep 1, 2000)
- 139: Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) (Sep 1, 2000)
- 140: Gonzo (Sep 2, 2000)
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