h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

(Something odd happening here - I think I may have double-clicked the "post message" button by mistake, and it's so sensitive it sent it twice... Did the pre-Ripley version do that?)

They may be quite dim.

But then you meet HIM!

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JOTD: Put on your seatbelt. I wanna try something.

and without warning u start to drool!

(Once more I am confused about these postings. Do not take this as past of any limerick. I don't even know whereabouts in the current limerick I have come in on. Once I have figured that out I shall return.)

(Fate, Thistle just finished one without starting another. I was giving him/her the benefit of the doubt, and waiting for the next posting...)

(i'm sorry but i have real difficulty thinking up how to start these things)
how about: poor fate is slightly bemused...

And we are getting amused

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JOTD: Talk is cheap since supply exceeds demand

by the break in the flow

We find it quite funny..

(whoops peet beet me to it)

It tends to me throw

(ah grammar - I remember it well...)

Poor Fate is slightly bemused...
And we are getting amused
by the break in the flow
It tends to me throw
So let's go to the pub and get boozed.
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I cannot abide cruelty to Fish

I'd much rather give them a kiss

but I'd rule out a cuddle,

unless I stood in a puddle

And ran off with the spoon and the dish

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JOTD: Pelicans eat anything that fits the bill

Note: my JOTD can be used as a new line if you wish

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JOTD: Pelicans eat anything that fits the bill

No wonder they're so often ill.

their voluminous gullets

with plenty of room for mullets