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Anonymouse Started conversation Jun 2, 2000
An honest young sister named Munchkin
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Dancing Ermine Posted Jun 2, 2000
Liked the meat in her sarnies to be luncheon
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The Jester (P. S. of Village Idiots, Muse of Comedians, Keeper of Jokes, Chef and Seraph of Bad Jokes) LUG @ A458228 Posted Jun 3, 2000
The drink in her glass
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JOTD: Artificial Intelligence will never be a match for natural stupidity
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Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) Posted Jun 3, 2000
filled her with gas
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The Jester (P. S. of Village Idiots, Muse of Comedians, Keeper of Jokes, Chef and Seraph of Bad Jokes) LUG @ A458228 Posted Jun 6, 2000
Which kind of ruined the function
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JOTD: Urine is yellow and semen white so guys know if they're coming or going
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The Jester (P. S. of Village Idiots, Muse of Comedians, Keeper of Jokes, Chef and Seraph of Bad Jokes) LUG @ A458228 Posted Jun 6, 2000
This game is rather slow...
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JOTD: Urine is yellow and semen white so guys know if they're coming or going
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Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) Posted Jun 6, 2000
We need more players, you know.
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Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) Posted Jun 9, 2000
there's no need to vet 'em
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Bluebottle Posted Jun 10, 2000
And we'll never let them go.
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I'm trapped making rhymes forever
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The Jester (P. S. of Village Idiots, Muse of Comedians, Keeper of Jokes, Chef and Seraph of Bad Jokes) LUG @ A458228 Posted Jun 12, 2000
But very few are clever
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JOTD: 3 things happen when you age. 1 - your memory goes. 2 - uh, um...
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Jonny Posted Jun 13, 2000
The point of this endless endeavour.
(and endless it seems, I had no idea that this was still going on after all these weeks...)
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When stuck for an opening line,
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Fate Amenable To Change Posted Jun 13, 2000
I have arrived, it appears, Just In Time!!
Hello again all 
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Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) Posted Jun 13, 2000
and the bit in the middle
(Welcome back!)
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Fate Amenable To Change Posted Jun 16, 2000
But the ending is always sublime
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I was offered a job just today
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Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) Posted Jun 16, 2000
it wasn't all that good a pay
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- 1: Anonymouse (Jun 2, 2000)
- 2: Dancing Ermine (Jun 2, 2000)
- 3: The Jester (P. S. of Village Idiots, Muse of Comedians, Keeper of Jokes, Chef and Seraph of Bad Jokes) LUG @ A458228 (Jun 3, 2000)
- 4: Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) (Jun 3, 2000)
- 5: The Jester (P. S. of Village Idiots, Muse of Comedians, Keeper of Jokes, Chef and Seraph of Bad Jokes) LUG @ A458228 (Jun 6, 2000)
- 6: The Jester (P. S. of Village Idiots, Muse of Comedians, Keeper of Jokes, Chef and Seraph of Bad Jokes) LUG @ A458228 (Jun 6, 2000)
- 7: Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) (Jun 6, 2000)
- 8: Thistle (Jun 9, 2000)
- 9: Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) (Jun 9, 2000)
- 10: Bluebottle (Jun 10, 2000)
- 11: The Jester (P. S. of Village Idiots, Muse of Comedians, Keeper of Jokes, Chef and Seraph of Bad Jokes) LUG @ A458228 (Jun 12, 2000)
- 12: Thistle (Jun 13, 2000)
- 13: Bluebottle (Jun 13, 2000)
- 14: Jonny (Jun 13, 2000)
- 15: Fate Amenable To Change (Jun 13, 2000)
- 16: Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) (Jun 13, 2000)
- 17: Bluebottle (Jun 15, 2000)
- 18: Fate Amenable To Change (Jun 16, 2000)
- 19: Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) (Jun 16, 2000)
- 20: Bluebottle (Jun 17, 2000)
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