h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Quite cut out for your lot

er...and this last line's really quite feeble

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Said a bishop during on of his masses

Please don't masturbate during classes

As for the wine and the bread

They're out back in the shed

Could the organist quit making Passes.

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A man with a penchant for cheese

Had an exceptional problem with fleas

He itched 'em and scratched 'em

And bashed 'em and zapped 'em

and now they inhabit his knees.
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I'm not quite sure where that last line came from,
(it scans if you say it right)

but I can come up with lots more like that, chum.

Go on, do your worst

For I find that I thirst

For a laugh and bottle of rum.

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Peter Mandleson has resigned once again

(tee hee)

As no-one can find his poor brain

Who knows where he left it