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Jenny and Fred the cheese Posted Sep 13, 2000
had a hair style of great diversity
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The Jester (P. S. of Village Idiots, Muse of Comedians, Keeper of Jokes, Chef and Seraph of Bad Jokes) LUG @ A458228 Posted Sep 15, 2000
The top, it was black
Purple at the back
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JOTD: Support mental health or I'LL KILL YOU!!!
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Anonymouse Posted Sep 17, 2000
Which the barber attacked with dispersity.
(Yes, it's my word, but the pun stands. 
)
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A gent from the bowels of St. Louis
(pronounced Saint Looey, btw. )
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The Jester (P. S. of Village Idiots, Muse of Comedians, Keeper of Jokes, Chef and Seraph of Bad Jokes) LUG @ A458228 Posted Sep 18, 2000
Was suddenly feeling all gooey
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JOTD: Warning - tresspassers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again.
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Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) Posted Sep 18, 2000
His adhesive affliction
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The Jester (P. S. of Village Idiots, Muse of Comedians, Keeper of Jokes, Chef and Seraph of Bad Jokes) LUG @ A458228 Posted Sep 18, 2000
Caused by dereliction
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JOTD: Warning - tresspassers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again.
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Bluebottle Posted Sep 18, 2000
Had a whiff that was decidedly poo-ey. 
-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-
This rhyming's been going on all year long
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Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) Posted Sep 18, 2000
even though on occasion the lines scan completely wrong
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Argon0 (50 and feeling it - back for a bit) Posted Sep 18, 2000
But, as Long as they rhyme
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The Jester (P. S. of Village Idiots, Muse of Comedians, Keeper of Jokes, Chef and Seraph of Bad Jokes) LUG @ A458228 Posted Sep 19, 2000
But exceedingly humorous song.
These jokes are getting out of hand
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JOTD: If it looks like a duck and walks like a duck and quacks like a duck -- shoot it.
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Argon0 (50 and feeling it - back for a bit) Posted Sep 19, 2000
The bland ones should be banned
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The Jester (P. S. of Village Idiots, Muse of Comedians, Keeper of Jokes, Chef and Seraph of Bad Jokes) LUG @ A458228 Posted Sep 20, 2000
But the funny ones left
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JOTD: But these pills can't be habit forming; I've been taking them for years.
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Argon0 (50 and feeling it - back for a bit) Posted Sep 20, 2000
Without them we'd be bereft
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The Jester (P. S. of Village Idiots, Muse of Comedians, Keeper of Jokes, Chef and Seraph of Bad Jokes) LUG @ A458228 Posted Sep 21, 2000
And not use our humour gland
Not many people are around
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JOTD: A seminar on Time Travel will be held two weeks ago.
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Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) Posted Sep 21, 2000
new players need to be found
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Anonymouse Posted Sep 21, 2000
Like Jack, all work and no play
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The Jester (P. S. of Village Idiots, Muse of Comedians, Keeper of Jokes, Chef and Seraph of Bad Jokes) LUG @ A458228 Posted Sep 21, 2000
Makes our minds not very sound
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JOTD: I backed up my hard drive and ran into a bus.
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Lim'ricks (I'm guessing this is XXVI )
- 161: Jenny and Fred the cheese (Sep 13, 2000)
- 162: The Jester (P. S. of Village Idiots, Muse of Comedians, Keeper of Jokes, Chef and Seraph of Bad Jokes) LUG @ A458228 (Sep 15, 2000)
- 163: Anonymouse (Sep 17, 2000)
- 164: The Jester (P. S. of Village Idiots, Muse of Comedians, Keeper of Jokes, Chef and Seraph of Bad Jokes) LUG @ A458228 (Sep 18, 2000)
- 165: Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) (Sep 18, 2000)
- 166: The Jester (P. S. of Village Idiots, Muse of Comedians, Keeper of Jokes, Chef and Seraph of Bad Jokes) LUG @ A458228 (Sep 18, 2000)
- 167: Bluebottle (Sep 18, 2000)
- 168: Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) (Sep 18, 2000)
- 169: Argon0 (50 and feeling it - back for a bit) (Sep 18, 2000)
- 170: Anonymouse (Sep 18, 2000)
- 171: The Jester (P. S. of Village Idiots, Muse of Comedians, Keeper of Jokes, Chef and Seraph of Bad Jokes) LUG @ A458228 (Sep 19, 2000)
- 172: Argon0 (50 and feeling it - back for a bit) (Sep 19, 2000)
- 173: The Jester (P. S. of Village Idiots, Muse of Comedians, Keeper of Jokes, Chef and Seraph of Bad Jokes) LUG @ A458228 (Sep 20, 2000)
- 174: Argon0 (50 and feeling it - back for a bit) (Sep 20, 2000)
- 175: The Jester (P. S. of Village Idiots, Muse of Comedians, Keeper of Jokes, Chef and Seraph of Bad Jokes) LUG @ A458228 (Sep 21, 2000)
- 176: Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) (Sep 21, 2000)
- 177: Bluebottle (Sep 21, 2000)
- 178: Anonymouse (Sep 21, 2000)
- 179: The Jester (P. S. of Village Idiots, Muse of Comedians, Keeper of Jokes, Chef and Seraph of Bad Jokes) LUG @ A458228 (Sep 21, 2000)
- 180: Anonymouse (Sep 22, 2000)
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