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Limericks - the quarter century!
Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) Posted Apr 13, 2000
and now I'm a freak at the fair.
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Bill Gates has an evil perversion
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Argon0 (50 and feeling it - back for a bit) Posted Apr 13, 2000
Called Windows - any version
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Fate Amenable To Change Posted Apr 13, 2000
It's sick and it's twisted
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aPerson, An Angelastic (and alliterative) Acronymaniac Posted Apr 14, 2000
with blue screens persistent
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Fate Amenable To Change Posted Apr 16, 2000
Bizzarre.
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There was a young lady from Wellington
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Bluebottle Posted Apr 20, 2000
Who had great difficulty spelling "ton".
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Fate Amenable To Change Posted Apr 20, 2000
"Is it one 'n' or two?"
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Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) Posted Apr 20, 2000
"'O's? One? Two? A few?"
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Thistle Posted Apr 22, 2000
when would she get all her spelling done?
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Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) Posted Apr 22, 2000
In Xanadu did Kubla Khan
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The Jester (P. S. of Village Idiots, Muse of Comedians, Keeper of Jokes, Chef and Seraph of Bad Jokes) LUG @ A458228 Posted May 2, 2000
Fail miserably baking a flan
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JOTD: The doctor told me not to eat any red meat, so now I dye all my steaks green
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Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) Posted May 2, 2000
then stirred it all up with a fan.
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While trying to play Quake Arena,
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The Jester (P. S. of Village Idiots, Muse of Comedians, Keeper of Jokes, Chef and Seraph of Bad Jokes) LUG @ A458228 Posted May 3, 2000
While lying in bed
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JOTD: The insomniac, dyslexic agnostic stayed up all night wondering if there really is a dog.
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Thistle Posted May 4, 2000
but had i even really seen her
what? i'm tired!
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Fate Amenable To Change Posted May 4, 2000
There was a young boy who would sprint
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- 161: Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) (Apr 13, 2000)
- 162: Argon0 (50 and feeling it - back for a bit) (Apr 13, 2000)
- 163: Fate Amenable To Change (Apr 13, 2000)
- 164: aPerson, An Angelastic (and alliterative) Acronymaniac (Apr 14, 2000)
- 165: Thistle (Apr 16, 2000)
- 166: Fate Amenable To Change (Apr 16, 2000)
- 167: Bluebottle (Apr 20, 2000)
- 168: Fate Amenable To Change (Apr 20, 2000)
- 169: Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) (Apr 20, 2000)
- 170: Thistle (Apr 22, 2000)
- 171: Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) (Apr 22, 2000)
- 172: The Jester (P. S. of Village Idiots, Muse of Comedians, Keeper of Jokes, Chef and Seraph of Bad Jokes) LUG @ A458228 (May 2, 2000)
- 173: Bluebottle (May 2, 2000)
- 174: Thistle (May 2, 2000)
- 175: Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) (May 2, 2000)
- 176: Thistle (May 2, 2000)
- 177: Bluebottle (May 2, 2000)
- 178: The Jester (P. S. of Village Idiots, Muse of Comedians, Keeper of Jokes, Chef and Seraph of Bad Jokes) LUG @ A458228 (May 3, 2000)
- 179: Thistle (May 4, 2000)
- 180: Fate Amenable To Change (May 4, 2000)
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