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Limericks - the quarter century!
Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) Posted May 15, 2000
and the council inspect it next week...
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This forum is becoming sporadic
Limericks - the quarter century!
The Jester (P. S. of Village Idiots, Muse of Comedians, Keeper of Jokes, Chef and Seraph of Bad Jokes) LUG @ A458228 Posted May 16, 2000
And I have almost had it
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JOTD: I'm not arrogant, I'm RIGHT!!!
Limericks - the quarter century!
The Jester (P. S. of Village Idiots, Muse of Comedians, Keeper of Jokes, Chef and Seraph of Bad Jokes) LUG @ A458228 Posted May 17, 2000
When it is pertaining
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JOTD: Paperclips are the larval stage of coat-hangers
Limericks - the quarter century!
Thistle Posted May 18, 2000
but we need more people to post on it!!
Limericks - the quarter century!
Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) Posted May 18, 2000
("Sporadic" rhymed with "it" - twice! Geez...
)
Limericks - the quarter century!
The Jester (P. S. of Village Idiots, Muse of Comedians, Keeper of Jokes, Chef and Seraph of Bad Jokes) LUG @ A458228 Posted May 19, 2000
Be more imaginative, please
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JOTD: It's hard to be humble when you're so perfect
Limericks - the quarter century!
Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) Posted May 19, 2000
more responsive to my pleas,
Limericks - the quarter century!
Thistle Posted May 21, 2000
and u rhymed 3 lines in a row, jeez!
*i was rhyming with jester's it!*
Limericks - the quarter century!
Bluebottle Posted May 22, 2000
Be more imaginative, please,
more responsive to my pleas,
You're being too lazy,
Which makes me go crazy
and u rhymed 3 lines in a row, jeez!
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It's easier to rhyme with short words.
Limericks - the quarter century!
Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) Posted May 22, 2000
could open a rhyming and scantion schism
Limericks - the quarter century!
TowelMaster Posted May 23, 2000
And cause confusion of all sorts...
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Here I am, typing away...
Limericks - the quarter century!
TowelMaster Posted May 23, 2000
Unbelievably I,
Seem to have run dry
TM.
Limericks - the quarter century!
The Jester (P. S. of Village Idiots, Muse of Comedians, Keeper of Jokes, Chef and Seraph of Bad Jokes) LUG @ A458228 Posted May 24, 2000
Which shouldn't have happened 'til Judgement Day
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JOTD: After much careful research it has been discovered that the artist Vincent Van Gogh had many relatives. Among them were: Painting
Limericks - the quarter century!
The Jester (P. S. of Village Idiots, Muse of Comedians, Keeper of Jokes, Chef and Seraph of Bad Jokes) LUG @ A458228 Posted May 24, 2000
Peter, Paul, Mark and John
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JOTD: After much careful research it has been discovered that the artist Vincent Van Gogh had many relatives. Among them were: Painting
Limericks - the quarter century!
Thistle Posted May 24, 2000
took up their crosses and followed along
Limericks - the quarter century!
Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) Posted May 24, 2000
while John, Paul, George & Ringo
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- 202: The Jester (P. S. of Village Idiots, Muse of Comedians, Keeper of Jokes, Chef and Seraph of Bad Jokes) LUG @ A458228 (May 16, 2000)
- 203: Thistle (May 16, 2000)
- 204: The Jester (P. S. of Village Idiots, Muse of Comedians, Keeper of Jokes, Chef and Seraph of Bad Jokes) LUG @ A458228 (May 17, 2000)
- 205: Thistle (May 18, 2000)
- 206: Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) (May 18, 2000)
- 207: The Jester (P. S. of Village Idiots, Muse of Comedians, Keeper of Jokes, Chef and Seraph of Bad Jokes) LUG @ A458228 (May 19, 2000)
- 208: Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) (May 19, 2000)
- 209: Thistle (May 21, 2000)
- 210: Bluebottle (May 22, 2000)
- 211: Thistle (May 22, 2000)
- 212: TowelMaster (May 22, 2000)
- 213: Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) (May 22, 2000)
- 214: TowelMaster (May 23, 2000)
- 215: Bluebottle (May 23, 2000)
- 216: TowelMaster (May 23, 2000)
- 217: The Jester (P. S. of Village Idiots, Muse of Comedians, Keeper of Jokes, Chef and Seraph of Bad Jokes) LUG @ A458228 (May 24, 2000)
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- 219: Thistle (May 24, 2000)
- 220: Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) (May 24, 2000)
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