h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

barefoot 'cross a wide bed of flint

It was to build up his stamina

so that he could impress fatima

and take her mind off of Clint

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Lack of sleep can induce psychosis

And make you need to go piss

(Well look what I had to work with)

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JOTD: I used to be indecisive, but now I'm not so sure.

You have no energy to get out of bed,

That long line is messing with my head!

I might just resort to hypnosis.

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Some aliens abduct me each night

They take me into the light.

then, with much probing

Which I end up loathing

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JOTD: 5 out of 4 people have trouble with fractions

They send me back stretched to twice my height..

Aliens! I know they exist

for last night (although I was pissed),

I saw a little green man

dressed like a huge beer can

- one more to add to my list!

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My shelving is starting to creak

and my piping is starting to leak

The walls are falling to peices

The doors are tied on with leashes