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Limericks - the quarter century!
Fate Amenable To Change Posted Apr 3, 2000
Humming a song by Pete Tong
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Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) Posted Apr 4, 2000
"Fortune favours the brave", they say
Limericks - the quarter century!
Fate Amenable To Change Posted Apr 5, 2000
Should it not favour the meek?
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Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) Posted Apr 6, 2000
And not j-just st-stutter this way.
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The Jester (P. S. of Village Idiots, Muse of Comedians, Keeper of Jokes, Chef and Seraph of Bad Jokes) LUG @ A458228 Posted Apr 6, 2000
But who am I to complain?
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Fate Amenable To Change Posted Apr 9, 2000
And you know B Gates is laughing like a drain
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(Yeah I know it was a bit poor but after 3 days I got fed up of waiting for a reply.)
There was a young lady from Norfolk
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Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) Posted Apr 9, 2000
who'd go out of her way for a good poke
(Hey - what if I'd pronounced "Norfolk" the OTHER way?! 
)
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Fate Amenable To Change Posted Apr 9, 2000
(Well I can think of lots of rhymes - pluck and luck for 2!!)
She went down to Dover
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The Jester (P. S. of Village Idiots, Muse of Comedians, Keeper of Jokes, Chef and Seraph of Bad Jokes) LUG @ A458228 Posted Apr 10, 2000
And tried to bend over
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Bluebottle Posted Apr 10, 2000
In order to feed her pet duck.
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I sat down in my nice swivel chair
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Fate Amenable To Change Posted Apr 10, 2000
But Oh No! Round the stem twisted my hair!
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Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) Posted Apr 11, 2000
it wrenched my head back,
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