h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I'm putting them out of the way

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To configure much Later

when I've baked my potata

can't have enough PC's they say.

Technology, is it really so great?

Not really but people seem to rate

It really highly
But if you ask me

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It's sad when you just cyber-date.

New one: When sober I went to the pub

For a warm beer and some luvly pub grub

But there was a girl

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she made my head twirl.

But then I went and threw up

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I joined an internet auction

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My Bank Balance nearing Exhaustion

I thought it was funny,
when I spent all my money

But I wound up with some useless Tarpaulin

two-line postings may be thought rude,
but protesting just does no good

They'll just post two lines
(Which happen to rhyme)

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But who writes the last line? Your frood.

I was happy just walking along