h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Talk about a mixed-up mess

*Ponders briefly the logistical nightmare of sorting out the mixed-up thread, and then decides a clean slate is the best bet all round*

There was a young floozy from Crewe

Whose lips were painted blue

;^)#

Her hair was bright red

She never wed

;^)#

Because she found out that cows go, "Mooo..."

(She found out that cows go moo??? Oh well, to each their own...)

There was an old codger from Bude

Who opened his mouth when he chewed

He flapped his gums.

;^)#

picked up food with his thumbs

which made lots of Mums

And stuffed the grub into his shoes

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There once was a man in a bottle

in the Circus of Gerry Cottle

Go round sucking their thumbs...

When caught, his neck I will throttle

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Manchester United is losing

And an Italian team is out boozing

I'm over my head here

So are they are there

Oops, let's try that again

So are they over there

That was supposed to -be- a new start.