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Limmy XIX

Post 41

Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista)

Worry not; all the rest could be fun days!

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Frankie Howerd went right up Pompeii


Limmy XIX

Post 42

Bruce

Double entendres, way hey hey!

;^)#


Limmy XIX

Post 43

Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista)

His short Roman toga


Limmy XIX

Post 44

Bruce

That smutty old rogue-a

;^)#
gee pick the easy one's to rhymesmiley - winkeye


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Post 45

Anonymouse

Was the height of fashion, his day.

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The was once a blue Hindu from Peru


Limmy XIX

Post 46

Bruce

Not the ol' lady who lived in a shoe?

;^)#


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Post 47

Irving Washington - Gone Writing

His sandals went rotten


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Post 48

Lupa Mirabilis, Serious Inquisitor

Because he'd forgotten


Limmy XIX

Post 49

Irving Washington - Gone Writing

how to do that voodoo you do!

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I once met a dwarf name-ed smelly


Limmy XIX

Post 50

Lupa Mirabilis, Serious Inquisitor

Who had an obsession with jelly


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Post 51

Irving Washington - Gone Writing

He wouldn't eat Jam


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Post 52

Lupa Mirabilis, Serious Inquisitor

Or pickles or ham


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Post 53

Anonymouse

With his green eggs and ham


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Post 54

Anonymouse

But he'd eat ice cream while watching the telly

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Who sat in this pile of lime jello?


Limmy XIX

Post 55

Lupa Mirabilis, Serious Inquisitor

'Cause now it's a-startin' to smell-o


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Post 56

Anonymouse

And it's squished in the rug


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Post 57

The Jester (P. S. of Village Idiots, Muse of Comedians, Keeper of Jokes, Chef and Seraph of Bad Jokes) LUG @ A458228

I think smelly's been here

3smiley - biggrin


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Post 58

Anonymouse

'Cause he left his beer


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Post 59

DelphicOracle

Like a stamped-upon bug
But it's not black - it's slime green and yellow


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Post 60

Bluebottle

(Not to mention the spam)


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