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Bluebottle Posted Nov 24, 1999
When it tried to feed grass to her pants
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Mince Pies are Heaven on Earth
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Jonny Posted Nov 24, 1999
Then I run round the houth,
(houth = house, as pronounced after burning tongue on mince pies)
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DelphicOracle Posted Nov 24, 1999
In the hope of decreasing my girth
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A peculiar bird, is the duck
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Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) Posted Nov 24, 1999
'cos if it's a Goose, you're right out of luck.
(Oh, I don't know though... <g>
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Genital euphamisms proliferate
(let's see how many syllables we can pack into this one, folx!)
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Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) Posted Nov 24, 1999
past, present and future tenses
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Lupa Mirabilis, Serious Inquisitor Posted Nov 24, 1999
Cause the proper meter of a limerick to evaporate.
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There once was a man who loved melons
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Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) Posted Nov 24, 1999
a fruit pervert, locked up with some felons
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