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Limmy XIX

Post 101

Lonnytunes - Winter Is Here

Dark red juicy ones


Limmy XIX

Post 102

Bluebottle

So he helped himself to some of Ellens
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The Isle of Wight is the best place to live


Limmy XIX

Post 103

Lonnytunes - Winter Is Here

If your brain resembles a sieve


Limmy XIX

Post 104

Lupa Mirabilis, Serious Inquisitor

Yes, if you're very dumb


Limmy XIX

Post 105

The Jester (P. S. of Village Idiots, Muse of Comedians, Keeper of Jokes, Chef and Seraph of Bad Jokes) LUG @ A458228

Then, by all means, come

3smiley - biggrin


Limmy XIX

Post 106

Lupa Mirabilis, Serious Inquisitor

And see what it has to give.
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There once was a young boy from Michigan


Limmy XIX

Post 107

Sorcerer

Who wanted to fly like a pelican


Limmy XIX

Post 108

some bloke who tried to think of a short, catchy, pithy name and spent five sleepless nights trying but couldn't think of one

He flapped his arms

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smiley - fish° smiley - fish° smiley - fish° smiley - fish°


Limmy XIX

Post 109

DelphicOracle

And leapt up out of harm's
Way - but he fell in a ditch agin.

(Tch! Look what rhymes I'm given to work with here...)

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That thing on your head's not a hat!


Limmy XIX

Post 110

Bluebottle

It's runny and liquidy and flat


Limmy XIX

Post 111

Lupa Mirabilis, Serious Inquisitor

Just like peanut butter [don't ask]


Limmy XIX

Post 112

RangaKoo

That's been left in the gutter


Limmy XIX

Post 113

DelphicOracle

Oh my god! It's a steam-rollered cat!

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A snake and a cow had a race


Limmy XIX

Post 114

Ossario T'an

To see who would come in first place


Limmy XIX

Post 115

Orcus

It was a bit daft


Limmy XIX

Post 116

Ossario T'an

They were both on a raft


Limmy XIX

Post 117

Orcus

And locked in a peculiar embrace

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On encountering a large Terminator


Limmy XIX

Post 118

Bluebottle

I was attacked by a large aligator


Limmy XIX

Post 119

DelphicOracle

They both snarled and spat


Limmy XIX

Post 120

Fate Amenable To Change

I said "fancy that"
(sorry it's banal I'm ill)


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