h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

"Well, I guess I'll see the both of you later..."
(Aligator supplied by the H2G2 Waterworks sewer...)
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I remember a time, long ago...

I was advised to "go with the flow"

(Get well soon, Fate!)

Straight down the drain

It caused me much pain.

'twas indeed a terrible blow!
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Mr. Bunny's Big Cup o'Java

Overflowed with green lava

It gave off such a smell

reminiscent of Hell,

But, suprisingly tastes like Pavlava.

(actually, it's Pavlova, But I figure if Looneytunes can
rhyme tyres and eyes,then.......)

A pavlova with kiwifruit topping

Has made us all get hopping
(mad, that is)

3

Mad with the guy

Wondering why?

Complicated rhymes are sort of the intention. And you, for one, don't seem to have much difficulty with 'em...

There just seems to be no stopping.
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A genie once gave me three wishes

So I wished that he'd do all my dishes

Your intentions are good, Lupa - just sometimes the puns I end up with make even me cringe.

But yes, challenging rhyming is much better than not rhyming at all. Mentioning no names, Loony.

He said "Oh no not that!"

"They're too round and too flat,"

But that pavlova was really delicious!



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