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Limmy XIX

Post 21

Bruce

Hit his thumb with a large wooden mallet

;^)#


Limmy XIX

Post 22

Lonnytunes - Winter Is Here

Ouch, he lisped


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Post 23

Anonymouse

Her skirts, up they flew


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Post 24

Anonymouse

What isss thithp?


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Post 25

DelphicOracle

It shan't ever heal up now, shall it?


Limmy XIX

Post 26

DelphicOracle

So her pants were on view
To most of the folk in the world


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Post 27

DelphicOracle

******

Said the newlywed groom to his bride


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Post 28

Bruce

I never thought you would hide

;^)#


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Post 29

Bluebottle

Hanging from the balcony upside down


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Post 30

Bruce

Gosh! What's that under your gown?smiley - winkeye

;^)#


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Post 31

DelphicOracle

And just what are you keeping inside?

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"Risque yes, but never crude". Besides, I was distracted by the fact that the two middle lines weren't as short as I was expecting...


Limmy XIX

Post 32

DelphicOracle

The Alps are infested with nuns


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Post 33

Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista)

helping small brats dodge lots of Huns


Limmy XIX

Post 34

Lonnytunes - Winter Is Here

Julie Andrews clones


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Post 35

Bluebottle

Singing a song that drones


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Post 36

Lupa Mirabilis, Serious Inquisitor

Make me want to get out the guns.


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Post 37

Lonnytunes - Winter Is Here

New one, someone has to do it....

The sun shines mainly on Mondays


Limmy XIX

Post 38

Bruce

It rains on Saturdays & Sundays

;^)#


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Post 39

Lonnytunes - Winter Is Here

Tears from heaven


Limmy XIX

Post 40

Bruce

Two days out of seven

;^)#


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